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The Bible Funny Quotes By Tillie Olsen: Better mankind born without mouths and stomachs than

Better mankind born without mouths and stomachs than always to worry about money to buy, to shop, to fix, to cook, to wash, to clean. — Tillie Olsen

The Bible Funny Quotes By Robertson Davies: She has been kissed as often as a

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. — Robertson Davies

The Bible Funny Quotes By Jean Cocteau: Poetry is a religion with no hope.

Poetry is a religion with no hope. — Jean Cocteau

The Bible Funny Quotes By David Cross: The Bible is the funniest book I have

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

The Bible Funny Quotes By Bernard Cornwell: Of jackets that had their sleeves threaded onto

Of jackets that had their sleeves threaded onto two poles cut from an ash tree — Bernard Cornwell

The Bible Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: To most Christians, the Bible is like a

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

The Bible Funny Quotes By Casey Kasem: I credit God with giving me the idea

I credit God with giving me the idea for 'Top 40.' — Casey Kasem

The Bible Funny Quotes By Michael Darling: Thou mayest choose an helpmeet," said the King

Thou mayest choose an helpmeet," said the King to me.
An helpmeet? What the great googly-moogly was that? — Michael Darling

The Bible Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: I don't see much comedy in the Bible,

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there. — Bill Cosby

The Bible Funny Quotes By Damien Fahey: Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey

The Bible Funny Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

The Bible Funny Quotes By Clint Smith: Don't shoot fast, shoot good.

Don't shoot fast, shoot good. — Clint Smith

The Bible Funny Quotes By M.J. McGuire: Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. — M.J. McGuire

The Bible Funny Quotes By Gilbert Morris: Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to

Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular. — Gilbert Morris

The Bible Funny Quotes By Dave Chappelle: Remember what the Bible says: He who is

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle

The Bible Funny Quotes By Tamara Hughes: The only woman who would wear a gown

The only woman who would wear a gown like this one, love, is one who knows the power she wields and isn't afraid to use it. — Tamara Hughes

The Bible Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

The Bible Funny Quotes By Lucinda Williams: So few people are truly themselves when they're

So few people are truly themselves when they're in the spotlight. — Lucinda Williams

The Bible Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: The Bible talks about building houses on sand

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay