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Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
— Natasha Leggero
Oh, I guess you don't see me standing right here, holding his hand while you flip on the hot and ready sign? Okay, you are bold."
— Christina C. Jones
Engqvist's smirk broadened into a smile. 'Of course,' I said faintly, the blood rushing to my face.
— Hanna Allen
The Only Way Out Is To DIE!!!!
— Bullet For My Valentine
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
— George Carlin
You will know the answer when it sits well with you. It will make you feel calm instead of apprehensive.
— Erik Orrantia
I think that the Iraqi ground defenses shot down dozens of missiles. We are in the process of counting all these missiles quickly
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
A learned man is not learned in all things; but a sufficient man is sufficient throughout, even to ignorance itself.
— Michel De Montaigne
If you want to bring an end to long-standing conflict, you have to be prepared to compromise.
— Aung San Suu Kyi