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He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.
— Filippo Bologna
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.
— Rush Limbaugh
Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.
— Mark A. Cooper
She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork.
— Charlotte Stein
I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.
— Jennifer Damiano
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
— Brady Anderson
I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.
— Luke Benward
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
— Alycia Linwood
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
— Jennifer Aniston
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
— Chic Murray
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.
— Melody J. Bremen
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright
wouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright
Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
— Johnny Carson
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.
— Mitch Hedberg
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
— Bill Cosby
I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.
— John Duover
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
— Piper Perabo
She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
— Jonathan Tropper