Texans Quotes
Collection of top 45 famous quotes about Texans
Texans Quotes & Sayings
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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
— Richard Lewis
Many people have believed that they were Chosen, but none more baldly than the Texans.
— Edward Hoagland
I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big
— Phil Gramm
What do the Texans say? All hat, no cattle.
— Alexander McCall Smith
Stop trying to rationalize this, man. There is no scenario here that ends with you between this woman's thighs.
— Kate Meader
He looked like he might break out into an irate merengue any minute. Patrick Swayze reincarnated.
— Kate Meader
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
— Kinky Friedman
I knew more about Texas than the Texans and when they told me I would find summer here I smiled knowingly.
— Richard H. Davis
Boys, it is just like the Alamo. Somebody should have by God helped those Texans. I'm going to Vietnam.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
Texans should not be taxed on our taxes.
— Kay Bailey Hutchison
Texas deserves a leader who understands that making education a priority creates good jobs for Texans and keeps Texas on top.
— Wendy Davis
Only Texans and Jews understand brisket
— Anthony Bourdain
After all, deep in every Texan's heart, there remains the steadfast belief that any problem can be solved with a big enough gun.
— Robert Jackson Bennett
Texans are by nature independent people.
— Joe Barton
What Texans can dream, Texans can do.
— George W. Bush
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
— Kinky Friedman
The Swiss are the only nation to make the Germans appear inefficient, the French undiplomatic and the Texans poor.
— Paul Bilton
The enemy never sees the backs of my Texans!
— Robert E.Lee
Texans aren't cocky. We're just better than you. And you know it.
— Tiffany Madison
Go figure, but Texans seem to be a lot more comfortable around disastrous house fires than they are around anal sex.
— Chuck Palahniuk
A lot of Texans go up to New York and stay there forever. If there are any two places with more individual characters, I don't know them.
— Jerry Jeff Walker
Texans take their football seriously. It's practically a religion down there.
— Miranda Kenneally
Texans ignore "better," long ago forgot the useless word "good." Everything in Texas is "best."
— Edward Smith
At the end of time, all that will be left is cockroaches and Texans.
— Sharon Bayliss
I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.
— Burt Reynolds
Around here, I'm pretty sure 'us' means Texans, and 'them' means the other seven billion on the planet.
— Marcus Sakey
At Odessa we became Texans, and proud of it.
— George H. W. Bush
Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.
— Molly Ivins
