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Texans Quotes & Sayings

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Texans reckon someone's a half-wit without even making a comparison. — Beryl Dov

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. — Richard Lewis

Many people have believed that they were Chosen, but none more baldly than the Texans. — Edward Hoagland

I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big — Phil Gramm

Alabama soldiers, all I ask of you is to keep up with the Texans! — Robert E.Lee

What do the Texans say? All hat, no cattle. — Alexander McCall Smith

Stop trying to rationalize this, man. There is no scenario here that ends with you between this woman's thighs. — Kate Meader

He looked like he might break out into an irate merengue any minute. Patrick Swayze reincarnated. — Kate Meader

What I try to keep an eye on is I don't work for the party bosses in Washington. I work for 26 million Texans. — Ted Cruz

If she wanted to bang every waiter and bellman on the Mexican Riviera, she would do so with dildos on. No one said her rebound(s) had to be classy. — Kate Meader

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery. — Kinky Friedman

I knew more about Texas than the Texans and when they told me I would find summer here I smiled knowingly. — Richard H. Davis

Boys, it is just like the Alamo. Somebody should have by God helped those Texans. I'm going to Vietnam. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Texans should not be taxed on our taxes. — Kay Bailey Hutchison

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. — George Carlin

Texans have in common with Australians, in that they are quite strong, hardy people. — Jerry Hall

I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday. — Ted Cruz

Texas deserves a leader who understands that making education a priority creates good jobs for Texans and keeps Texas on top. — Wendy Davis

All over the world, people want to know what kind of people Texans are, and I explain that Texans are America's ideal Americans. — Phil Gramm

Only Texans and Jews understand brisket — Anthony Bourdain

After all, deep in every Texan's heart, there remains the steadfast belief that any problem can be solved with a big enough gun. — Robert Jackson Bennett

Texans are by nature independent people. — Joe Barton

What Texans can dream, Texans can do. — George W. Bush

I'm loyal and I think most Texans are very loyal, but I'm also stubborn. — Kelly Clarkson

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. — Kinky Friedman

The Swiss are the only nation to make the Germans appear inefficient, the French undiplomatic and the Texans poor. — Paul Bilton

The enemy never sees the backs of my Texans! — Robert E.Lee

Texans aren't cocky. We're just better than you. And you know it. — Tiffany Madison

I supported Arizona's immigration law by joining in that lawsuit to defend it. Every day I have Texans on that border that are doing their job. — Rick Perry

Go figure, but Texans seem to be a lot more comfortable around disastrous house fires than they are around anal sex. — Chuck Palahniuk

A lot of Texans go up to New York and stay there forever. If there are any two places with more individual characters, I don't know them. — Jerry Jeff Walker

Real Texans want their kids to have the best education possible, not the one politicians looking to brag about budget cuts have left us with. — Wendy Davis

Texans take their football seriously. It's practically a religion down there. — Miranda Kenneally

Well, screw this daddy complex shit. 100ccs of Madonna girl power needed STAT! — Kate Meader

Texans ignore "better," long ago forgot the useless word "good." Everything in Texas is "best." — Edward Smith

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world — Tommy Tune

At the end of time, all that will be left is cockroaches and Texans. — Sharon Bayliss

The first game I played. We played against the Dallas Texans. — Jim Otto

Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week. — Norman Chad

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to. — Burt Reynolds

Around here, I'm pretty sure 'us' means Texans, and 'them' means the other seven billion on the planet. — Marcus Sakey

At Odessa we became Texans, and proud of it. — George H. W. Bush

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to. — Molly Ivins

Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans — John Steinbeck

Daddy, are we democraps or repelicans? Lainie daintily placed her fork down and gave her brother a stern look. "We're Texans silly. — Kellie Coates Gilbert