Testicles Quotes

Collection of top 50 famous quotes about Testicles

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Testicles Quotes By Alejandro Jodorowsky: Most directors make films with their eyes; I Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles. Alejandro Jodorowsky
Testicles Quotes By L.J. Shen: This place is crazy, B. You'll develop testicles This place is crazy, B. You'll develop testicles just by breathing the air here. L.J. Shen
Testicles Quotes By Rowena Cherry: Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles Rowena Cherry
Testicles Quotes By Nikita Khrushchev: Berlin is the testicles of the West, every Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. — Nikita Khrushchev
Testicles Quotes By Cathleen Schine: One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified. — Cathleen Schine
Testicles Quotes By Benjamin R. Smith: Why the testicles are we listing sex organs? Why the testicles are we listing sex organs? — Benjamin R. Smith
Testicles Quotes By P.C. Cast: If its got tires or testicles it's going If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble — P.C. Cast
Testicles Quotes By Dixie Lee Ray: Beware of averages. The average person has one Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle. — Dixie Lee Ray
Testicles Quotes By Confucius: Confucius say man who get kicked in testicles Confucius say man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag. — Confucius
Testicles Quotes By Richard Wiseman: I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle. — Richard Wiseman
Testicles Quotes By Joey W. Hill: Most of the Masters at The Zone would Most of the Masters at The Zone would have given both of their testicles for the right to top the Ice Queen. — Joey W. Hill
Testicles Quotes By P.C. Cast: What was the old saying? If it has What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems. — P.C. Cast
Testicles Quotes By Confucius: One hundred women are not worth a single One hundred women are not worth a single testicle. — Confucius
Testicles Quotes By Christine Warren: Wynn really hoped the squeal that followed her Wynn really hoped the squeal that followed her announcement came from Ella, because if Kees had made that sound, she feared for his testicles. — Christine Warren
Testicles Quotes By Garth Stein: The smell would have given me an erection The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles. — Garth Stein
Testicles Quotes By Kay Berrisford: It felt like he'd been dragged through the It felt like he'd been dragged through the nine circles of hell - by his testicles. — Kay Berrisford
Testicles Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta) A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Testicles Quotes By Des MacHale: The average human has one breast and one The average human has one breast and one testicle. — Des MacHale
Testicles Quotes By Darynda Jones: It would be a miracle to solve this It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles. — Darynda Jones
Testicles Quotes By Dan Brown: My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow. — Dan Brown
Testicles Quotes By Robert Penn Warren: And the testicles of the fathers hang down And the testicles of the fathers hang down like old lace — Robert Penn Warren
Testicles Quotes By Lance Armstrong: If there was a god, I'd still have If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. — Lance Armstrong
Testicles Quotes By Voltaire: The composition of a tragedy requires testicles. The composition of a tragedy requires testicles. — Voltaire
Testicles Quotes By Julie Kagawa: No one touches her," Ash said, his voice No one touches her," Ash said, his voice coated with frost. "Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles and put them in a jar. Understand? — Julie Kagawa
Testicles Quotes By John Dobbin: You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself. — John Dobbin
Testicles Quotes By Darynda Jones: What in the name of Zeus's testicles? What in the name of Zeus's testicles? — Darynda Jones
Testicles Quotes By Dalton Conley: so any limitations to our mutual fertility fell so any limitations to our mutual fertility fell squarely on my shoulders - or rather, on my testicles. — Dalton Conley
Testicles Quotes By Denis Diderot: There's a bit of testicle at the bottom There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness. — Denis Diderot
Testicles Quotes By Jill Shalvis: He told me that when a male honeybee He told me that when a male honeybee mates, its testicles explode and the penis is left inside the queen bee. — Jill Shalvis
Testicles Quotes By Terry Eagleton: To relate a Beethoven sonata to the testicles To relate a Beethoven sonata to the testicles is hardly in the style of traditional aesthetics. — Terry Eagleton
Testicles Quotes By Darynda Jones: IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT'S GONNA IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones
Testicles Quotes By Orson Scott Card: If you lay a hand on me I'll If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out. — Orson Scott Card
Testicles Quotes By Zanesh Catkin: Travel broadens the mind. Travel shrinks the wallet. Travel broadens the mind. Travel shrinks the wallet. Travel shrivels the testicles. — Zanesh Catkin
Testicles Quotes By Jewel E. Ann: Yeah, well lucky for you, once you stop Yeah, well lucky for you, once you stop gagging on your testicles you'll be fine. — Jewel E. Ann
Testicles Quotes By Mark Lawrence: I've always felt that the placement of a I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design. — Mark Lawrence
Testicles Quotes By John Dockery: Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example. — John Dockery
Testicles Quotes By Trey Parker: I have maggots in my scrotum. I have maggots in my scrotum. — Trey Parker
Testicles Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? — Julie Kagawa
Testicles Quotes By Jewel E. Ann: The only part of a man more sensitive The only part of a man more sensitive than the aforementioned testicles was the male ego - like a Georgia peach. — Jewel E. Ann
Testicles Quotes By Darren Shan: Melissa had faith in God and Theo had Melissa had faith in God and Theo had faith in the fertile Boratto testicles. — Darren Shan
Testicles Quotes By Dean Koontz: His glare could melt a polar bear's testicles. His glare could melt a polar bear's testicles. — Dean Koontz