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Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
I have no great faith in women's plays. They always seem to me to lack precisely that which women lack, viz: testicles.
— George H. Boker
If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.
— Kelli Jae Baeli
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
— Linda J. Furney
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Boris [ Johnson]and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum].
— Ken Livingstone
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
— Rowena Cherry
Cojones: testicles; a valorous bull fighter is said to be plentifully equipped with these. In a cowardly bullfighter they are said to be absent.
— Ernest Hemingway,
What in the name of Zeus's testicles?
— Darynda Jones
Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.
— Nikita Khrushchev
so any limitations to our mutual fertility fell squarely on my shoulders - or rather, on my testicles.
— Dalton Conley
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.
— Denis Diderot
He told me that when a male honeybee mates, its testicles explode and the penis is left inside the queen bee.
— Jill Shalvis
To relate a Beethoven sonata to the testicles is hardly in the style of traditional aesthetics.
— Terry Eagleton
If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.
— Orson Scott Card
I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.
— Mark Lawrence
Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example.
— John Dockery
I have maggots in my scrotum.
— Trey Parker
The only part of a man more sensitive than the aforementioned testicles was the male ego - like a Georgia peach.
— Jewel E. Ann
His glare could melt a polar bear's testicles.
— Dean Koontz
Why the testicles are we listing sex organs?
— Benjamin R. Smith
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.
— Richard Wiseman
Most of the Masters at The Zone would have given both of their testicles for the right to top the Ice Queen.
— Joey W. Hill
Wynn really hoped the squeal that followed her announcement came from Ella, because if Kees had made that sound, she feared for his testicles.
— Christine Warren
It felt like he'd been dragged through the nine circles of hell - by his testicles.
— Kay Berrisford
A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
The average human has one breast and one testicle.
— Des MacHale
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.
— Darynda Jones
And the testicles of the fathers hang down like old lace
— Robert Penn Warren
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
— Cathleen Schine
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
— Lance Armstrong
