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Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen

Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Esme Weatherwax hadn't done nice. She'd done what

Esme Weatherwax hadn't done nice. She'd done what was needed. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be

The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: There are no maps. You can't map a

There are no maps. You can't map a sense of humor. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Cake is not the issue here.

Cake is not the issue here. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: What we're going to do is keep the

What we're going to do is keep the peace. That's our job. We're not going to be heroes, we're just going to be ... normal. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S

HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S CURRY. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I thought dwarfs loved gold," said Angua."They just

I thought dwarfs loved gold," said Angua.
"They just say that to get it into bed. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: That just goes to show that you never

That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I like the idea of democracy. You have

I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts, — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I assure you I will not kill you,"

I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo.
"I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try? — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: ...she was definitely feeling several twinkles short of

...she was definitely feeling several twinkles short of a glitter... — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.

SOD YOU, THEN, Death said. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: A good bookshop is just a genteel Black

A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It's not gambling to playagainst someone who's no

It's not gambling to play
against someone who's no good. It's common sense. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'.

On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO

IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser

Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Sometimes, Tiffany thought, I am so fed up

Sometimes, Tiffany thought, I am so fed up with being young. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork,

The commander went, as they say in Ankh-Morpork, totally Librarian on them. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If you invited a hedge wizard to a

If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Most gods find it hard to walk and

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: On the Disc the gods dealt severely with

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Open your eyes and then open your eyes

Open your eyes and then open your eyes again. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: All he had was nothing, but that was

All he had was nothing, but that was something, and now it had been taken away. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If you must know, he said 'my goodness

If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his

Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It would seem that you have no useful

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching? — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There

Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back.

Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight! — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the

Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You can't find a hermit to teach you

You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: As we all know, the Discworld is a

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I think it does Discworld good if I

I think it does Discworld good if I don't write about it all the time: sometimes you have to get it out of your system. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: We've got a lot of experience of not

We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: But too much reading had taken its toll.

But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books;

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear

Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: It's like chess, you know. The Queen saves

It's like chess, you know. The Queen saves the King. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Rings try to find their way back to

Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I'm sure it's all journalism [ ... ]

I'm sure it's all journalism [ ... ] It means it's true enough for now. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I'm not a natural killer! See this? See

I'm not a natural killer! See this? See what it says? I'm supposed to keep the peace, I am! If I kill people to do it, I'm reading the wrong manual! — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: What can the harvest hope for ...

What can the harvest hope for ... — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I am death, not taxes. I turn up

I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street

In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street to itself," said Detritus, awe and wonder in his voice. "Truly, this a land of opportunity. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Don't wish, Miss Tick had said. Do things.

Don't wish, Miss Tick had said. Do things. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Never ask the tight-rope walker how he keeps

Never ask the tight-rope walker how he keeps his balance. if he stops to think about it, he falls off — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Occasionally a few bubbles would eructate to the

Occasionally a few bubbles would eructate to the surface like the ghosts of beans on bath night. — Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Welcome to fear, Moist said to himself. It's

Welcome to fear, Moist said to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. — Terry Pratchett