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Tension Funny Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: Men are moved most by their religion; especially

Men are moved most by their religion; especially when it is irreligion. — G.K. Chesterton

Tension Funny Quotes By Jim Butcher: Mab narrowed her eyes, and a little smile

Mab narrowed her eyes, and a little smile graced her lips. "Impudent," she said. "It's sweet on you. — Jim Butcher

Tension Funny Quotes By Donald Rumsfeld: Be able to resign. It will improve your

Be able to resign. It will improve your value to the President and do wonders for your performance. — Donald Rumsfeld

Tension Funny Quotes By Butch Bellah: If you're as good as you're going to

If you're as good as you're going to be, life's as good as it's going to get. — Butch Bellah

Tension Funny Quotes By Oliver Sacks: Henry VIII in full armor, it was said,

Henry VIII in full armor, it was said, weighed 500 pounds. — Oliver Sacks

Tension Funny Quotes By James Fenimore Cooper: ...every period of life has its necessities, and

...every period of life has its necessities, and at forty-seven it's just as well to trust a little to the head. — James Fenimore Cooper

Tension Funny Quotes By Gayle Forman: Her hands were freezing, just like they always

Her hands were freezing, just like they always were, so I warmed them, just like I always did. — Gayle Forman

Tension Funny Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: Still stands thine ancient sacrifice - An humble

Still stands thine ancient sacrifice - An humble and a contrite heart. — Rudyard Kipling

Tension Funny Quotes By Matt LeBlanc: I have funny bones. If there's ever any

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

Tension Funny Quotes By William James: Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit.

Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed. — William James

Tension Funny Quotes By Amy Lane: That much sexual tension makes me want to

That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman. — Amy Lane

Tension Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: When you give yourself for others, everything and

When you give yourself for others, everything and everyone becomes yours. — Debasish Mridha

Tension Funny Quotes By Janet Jackson: I have a very strong family.

I have a very strong family. — Janet Jackson

Tension Funny Quotes By Dean Winters: School and I never seemed to walk hand

School and I never seemed to walk hand in hand. — Dean Winters

Tension Funny Quotes By Jeffrey Fry: Having more data does not always give you

Having more data does not always give you the power to make better decisions. — Jeffrey Fry