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Jack Black quotes: A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.

A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.

Jack Black quotes: We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

Jack Black quotes: I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

Jack Black quotes: There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

Jack Black quotes: Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man...we find...his nucleus.

Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man...we find...his nucleus.

Jack Black quotes: I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

Jack Black quotes: You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Jack Black quotes: I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.

I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.

Jack Black quotes: The books so fired me with the desire for travel, adventure, romance, that I was miserable most of the time.

The books so fired me with the desire for travel, adventure, romance, that I was miserable most of the time.

Jack Black quotes: My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.

My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.

Jack Black quotes: My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

Jack Black quotes: I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny.

I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny.

Jack Black quotes: I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

Jack Black quotes: Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.

Jack Black quotes: Habit is the strongest thing in life.

Habit is the strongest thing in life.

Jack Black quotes: Iris, if you were a melody ... piano melody. I used only the good notes.

Iris, if you were a melody ... piano melody. I used only the good notes.

Jack Black quotes: The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Jack Black quotes: She could say 'no' quicker than any woman I ever knew, and none of them ever meant 'yes'.

She could say 'no' quicker than any woman I ever knew, and none of them ever meant 'yes'.

Jack Black quotes: When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.

When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.

Jack Black quotes: I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Jack Black quotes: You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.

You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.

Jack Black quotes: I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

Jack Black quotes: I'm going to write about them as I took them -- with a smile.

I'm going to write about them as I took them -- with a smile.

Jack Black quotes: Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

Jack Black quotes: I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

Jack Black quotes: Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember when it started or why it started, it's just something that I NEEDED.

Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember when it started or why it started, it's just something that I NEEDED.

Jack Black quotes: People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.

People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.

Jack Black quotes: I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.

I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.

Jack Black quotes: Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

Jack Black quotes: Even at that age I had stumbled upon one truth, and that is, the best way to get misinformed is to ask a lot of questions.

Even at that age I had stumbled upon one truth, and that is, the best way to get misinformed is to ask a lot of questions.

Jack Black quotes: I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with.

I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with.

Jack Black quotes: I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diemm for stupid people.

I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diemm for stupid people.

Jack Black quotes: You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

Jack Black quotes: This gambling habit is the curse of a thief's life.

This gambling habit is the curse of a thief's life.

Jack Black quotes: I'm used to being crazy and "rock-n-rolly", which is a little different than this world. For me, it was a chance to stretch a little bit.

I'm used to being crazy and "rock-n-rolly", which is a little different than this world. For me, it was a chance to stretch a little bit.

Jack Black quotes: Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

Jack Black quotes: I say they had character because, while they did wrong things, they always tried to do them in the right way and at the right time.

I say they had character because, while they did wrong things, they always tried to do them in the right way and at the right time.

Jack Black quotes: I serve society by rocking!

I serve society by rocking!

Jack Black quotes: Every movie presents its challenges.

Every movie presents its challenges.

Jack Black quotes: You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore

You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore

Jack Black quotes: If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Jack Black quotes: I don't get hung up on weight.

I don't get hung up on weight.

Jack Black quotes: Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.