
My mother said I was a clingy kid until I was about four. I also remember that from the age of eight she and I fought almost every day. —
Amy Tan

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go. —
Alexander Woollcott

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. —
Steven Wright

There is nowhere in the world where sleep is so deep as in the libraries of the House of Commons. —
Henry Channon

The definition of success is getting many of the things money can buy and all the things money can't buy. —
Zig Ziglar

I was not a believer in instalove. So said the rational part of my brain. —
Katrina Abbott

It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork —
Terry Pratchett

No mention, no tension, free mind."
-Bhima —
Samya Boxberger-Oberoi

Great men are just ordinary men that didn't quit. —
Tommy Barnett

People, like water, seek their own level. —
Ann Landers

To be a woman is something so strange, so confusing and so complicated that only a woman could put up with it. —
Soren Kierkegaard

Joy is temporary, Happiness is permanent; for it comes out from positive mind and is an art of
tension free heart. —
Vikrmn