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Tell me, Alice." He rubs something off his trousers. "On a scale from one to insanity, how insane are you? — Cameron Jace

doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send a bill to her husband. *** — Various

Let me tell you, there's no better medicine than a friendly card game for sloughing off the cares of a workaday world. — Paul Auster

Sometimes I've gotten photographs back and people have literally shaven off pieces of me, and I tell them to put it back. — Alicia Keys

It has become much harder, in the past century, to tell where the garden leaves off and pure nature begins. — Michael Pollan

But I always tell Justin, I'd rather be off my rocker than in one. — Katie Kacvinsky

Hell, I didn't do relationships. Period. Though there was something about her that made me want to tell the old me to fuck off. "I — Lora Ann

I need to cool off, I tell him, trying to moderate my voice. I'll be back to shave your head while you're sleeping. — Tahereh Mafi

My mother used to tell me that Heaven never seals off all exits. — Lisa See

Turn off the sound in a movie, and if you can tell what's going on, the movie should work. — Willem Dafoe

I am here to tell you my father was right. You are a raging f..kwit. Now f..k off. — James Packer

If you don't," she said sweetly, "I'll tell my father you made improper advances to me. He'll have the skin flayed off your back. — Diana Gabaldon

If you really want you people to innovate, buy a science fiction book, tear off the covers, and tell them it's history. — Nolan Bushnell

If someone tells you something is off the record, I don't print it. If they don't tell me something is off the record, then it's fair game. — Michael Hastings

No, I mean I can smell somebody an' tell if they're gonna die. An old lady taught me how. Jean
Louise
Finch, you are going to die in three days. — Harper Lee

Never bring a knife to a gun fight, I tell Mr. Crispy as I turn away from him. His right arm thinks about it for a moment, then falls off. — Charles Stross

Jeeves," I said, when I had washed off the stains of travel, "tell me frankly all about it. Be as frank as Lady Bablockhythe. — P.G. Wodehouse

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. — Ray Romano

Never take your eyes off them," Horace said to Gilan, in an admonishing tone. "Didn't MacNeil ever tell you that? — John Flanagan

So I guess I had, I think they tell me I had, about three years total of piano lessons, off and on. — Warren Zevon

Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you. — Kristen Proby

I think if you watch most of my films with the sound off, you could still tell what's going on. — Alexander Payne

He might also be frowning, but it's hard to tell considering someone shaved off all of Hugh Jackman's body hair and pasted it on Tuck's face. — Elle Kennedy

I tell them that in Finland the first thing men coming back from the front wanted was sex; only after that did they take their skis off. — Johanna Sinisalo

Josh bear-hugs St Clair. "I'm sorry you're off the market."
"Don't tell Anna, but I bought one for you, too," St Clair says. — Stephanie Perkins

I will tell you what Jeanne was like. She was like a piano in a country where everyone has had their hands cut off. — Angela Carter

First of all, you're dead. Secondly, I cut off your head. Thirdly... yes, I know that rhymed, you really don't have to tell me. — Gayle Ramage

We often tell ourselves off for wasting time in chairs, fully dressed, when we could be doing the same lying down in bed, face to face and naked. — Ian McEwan

He remembered lesson #76.5 from Man Decorum 101: Never tell a smart, pissed-off female what to do. Ask her. Nicely. Preferably with roses in hand. — Stephanie Rowe

I was obviously out of my mind. It was your job to talk me down off the ledge, not hand me a cape and tell me I could fly. — Abigail Strom

Tell me to mind my own business, tell me to go fuck myself, to piss, off, go on, say it, but don't tell me nothing's wrong. — Gregory Maguire

It doesn't bother me because I can tell everyone to kiss off. — Jack Whittaker

And now I'm old and going
I'm sure I can't tell where;
One comfort is, this world's so hard, I can't be worse off there — Charles Kingsley

Tell me what you can't forget, and I'll tell you who you are. I switch off my apartment light and she comes with the dark. — Julie Buntin

My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor. — Danny DeVito

Have you had a chance to talk with your colleagues?
Talk? We don't talk. They dictate. I tell them to fuck off. — Larissa Ione

I know you're really shy, and you've been through some shit, but please tell me if I'm way off the mark. — Ker Dukey

If you are a happy person, don't spend your time trying to make an unhappy person happy. Near as I can tell, you have to be a magician to pull it off. — Ernie J Zelinski

Approaching the treadmill I tell myself, 'Okay, it's just 10 minutes, after that you can get off the thing'. That's no time at all. — Jennifer Garner

I wanted to tell people, "My depression is acting up today" as an excuse for not seeing them, but I never managed to pull it off. — Ned Vizzini

I doubt that I am the first member of Congress to tell off a reporter, and I am sure I won't be the last, — Michael Grimm

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true. — Drake

I don't know if everybody is ready to hear a woman tell them so-and-so is going to run off left tackle. But you know what? They're going to hear it. — Lesley Visser

You need to tell the truth to the audience, or they will throw a brick through the TV. They'll turn you off. — Bryan Cranston

I always feel that in politics, you have a bridle on. Well, I took the bridle off. And I tell you, it felt pretty good. — Ray Nagin

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films. — Zach Braff

I'm a fucking coward."
"Maybe." Craw jerked his thumb over his shoulder at Whirrun's corpse. "There's a hero. Tell me who's better off. — Joe Abercrombie

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too. — Jeaniene Frost

My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell. — Robert Schimmel

You long to jump off, but you just can't work up the nerve, so you tell yourself you're content to look at the view. — Laura Lee Guhrke

She took them off when she saw Georgie.Hello, Victoria, did you come to tell me a secret? — Rainbow Rowell

Diana used to tell me she had a travel jinx, something I only really started to believe when the plane door fell off. — Neil Gaiman

We'll see, Grigori thought as he drifted off to sleep. Brave words came easily in the dark. Daylight might tell a different story. — Ken Follett

I feel myself shutting down, closing off, like I should tell people, No, we don't use this heart anymore. It's too fragile. — Courtney C. Stevens

When he spoke to people in the flesh, he could never tell what had put them off, his message or his person. — Michael Lewis

A smile is the solution to every problem. Even if you don't feel the happiness behind it, a smile will tell life to fuck off because you've got this. — Kathy Coopmans

My mum doesn't enjoy sometimes listening to me tell staff off, and I say to my mum, it's a kitchen, not a hair-dressing salon. — Gordon Ramsay

That's what we do: tell made-up stories to fend off the night, to put off telling the truth. — Bernie Mcgill

Tell me what ticks you off, and I will tell you what makes you tick. — Lloyd John Ogilvie

Take that back to the GP, Mr. Cabot. And should the urge arise, feel free to tell them to fuck off. — Chloe Neill

I can always tell when a filmmaker doesn't care about his or her characters; they just care about setting them up to kill them off. — Drew Goddard

The wind is singing outside my window but it's high-pitched and off-key and I don't have the heart to tell it to stop. — Tahereh Mafi

We write not just to show off, not just to tell, or only to have written. We write to know ourselves. — Jane Yolen

You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people. — Lewis Carroll

I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody. — Felipe Esparza

Tell him the smitten high school runaway snuck out to jump off a cliff with the hot college guy? ... I'm sure he'll love that. - Blake — H.R. Willaston

But now you can't find me or reach me or hurt me ever again and once I tell the words I am going to kick you off my porch and learn to breathe again. — Ann Turner

When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that if i have sex before i was married, my ... junk would turn black and fall off. — Cynthia Hand

What you did hurt, Lucas. You wanted me to submit to you just so you could tell me to screw off." I whisper harshly. "And now you want me. — Emily Snow

Sports for me is when a guy walks off the court, and you really can't tell whether he won or lost, when he carries himself with pride either way. — Jim Courier

You don't smile enough, Coop.
I smile, I tell her defensively. She puts a hand on my shoulder and squares off with me.
But not like you mean it. — J.R. Richardson

You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When the attention is on me, off-camera, I get uncomfortable - sort of shy and at a loss for words, as you can probably tell? — Guillermo Diaz

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

I had someone tell me I fell off, ooh I needed that. — Drake

You can't tell an 18-year-old to keep it down and turn off Britney Spears or whatever it is that they listen to. — Mary Gaitskill

If you can't tell your friends to fuck off with a smile and know they aren't going anywhere, then you don't have real friends. — Brooke Blaine

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea. — Sid Waddell

People have said I can come off a little trial-lawyerish. I tell people I never actually became a lawyer, but I play one at City Hall. — Christine Quinn

I've had a tense couple of days. And I've got to tell you, burning someone's face off sounds like a great way to relax. — Jim Butcher

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller. — Henny Youngman

Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now. — Jay Leno

Richard laughed at Caleb's obvious attempt to not tell them what to do and piss
Taryn off again. — K.B. Alan

It was one of those nights when the air is blood-temperature and it's impossible to tell where you leave off and it begins. — Elaine Dundy

I've always wanted you. It's just took me awhile to tell the shit holding me back to fuck off — Emily Snow

When a young writer comes up to me with an ambitious idea for a 20-book series, I usually tell him to maybe try something smaller to start off with. — Jim Butcher

And I couldn't tell my mother to fuck off.I'd be killed. — Audrey Bell

You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story. — Doug Stanhope

He never comes to see us unless he wants something. Find out what it is, tell him "no," and let us be off. — Elizabeth Peters

I don't really think kids care much these days - they just tell you to f*** off. — Robbie Fowler

Will no one tell me what she sings? Perhaps the plaintive numbers flow
For old, unhappy, far-off things
And battles long ago. — William Wordsworth

They tell us how much better off economically we all are in war than in peace. — Henry Hazlitt

Tell me to sod off and off I will duly sod." "What girl could resist? Sod off." I — David Mitchell

I've had people tell me to get over it. I politely tell them, 'How about if I chop off your finger and see if it grows back? — Jim Sheeler

We are equal partners. You don't get to stand around and mean well. Get off your butt and do exactly what we tell you. — Khalid Muhammad

If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is. — Mark Twain

If my mum thinks I'm acting like a diva she'll soon tell me off ... She'll cut me down to size! — Katherine Jenkins

does life stop hurting?" "When we learn to tell life to fuck off and we find the littlest reasons to smile. — Brittainy C. Cherry

Tell me, when you are alone with him [ Max Beerbohm ] Sphinx, does he take off his face and reveal his mask? — Oscar Wilde