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You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive - or cheap - his clothes are.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed's working hours.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To gain height, lose all your tall friends.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Motivational speaking is the art of telling people what they have been told before ... without them noticing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe; you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.*
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Faeces by any other name would smell as gross
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If growing up means not seeing one's family and friends on the regular - all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You don't really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black - in itself.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Weekends are life's gift to those who hate their jobs.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A minimalist does not charge you for what he did. He charges you for what he did not do.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Security is a double-edged sword: While a fence sure protects the fenced; it also imprisons the protected.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sense isn't democratic. A senseless opinion that's advocated by 'the majority' is still senseless.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have 'a dream' sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Philosophy is to a thinker ... what push-ups are to a model.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Minimalism is the new extra mile.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring - read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring - read a book.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's easy to write a sentence, paragraph, or book. What's difficult is writing the best sentence, paragraph, or book you can write.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Small-minded speakers and writers hide behind big words.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life isn't really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words 'impossible' and 'improbable' are synonyms.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A CEO is a board of directors personified.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Obedience is to a model ... what a huge penis is to a male porn star.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn't smile when they say that he rocks.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There are more writers who read than readers who write.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities' uniform.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The less knowledgeable a nation is, the more 'miracles' the nation has.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is foolish to teach a person a lesson by killing them. For they'd be too dead to learn anything.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2) those who are too chicken to have beef.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear ... than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You can only be twice someone's age once.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Lobola ("bride price") is a retired broke father's last hope to paying off his debts.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we really exist merely to fulfill God's plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Tax is citizenship's rent.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people can't stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
