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Telephone Quotes By Andy Kindler: Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to

Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone! — Andy Kindler

Telephone Quotes By Chloe Thurlow: Every time the telephone rings, you feel a

Every time the telephone rings, you feel a frisson of excitement. The call is almost never exciting, but it is in our character to keep on believing. — Chloe Thurlow

Telephone Quotes By Ronald Coase: Changes like the telephone and telegraphy, which tend

Changes like the telephone and telegraphy, which tend to reduce the cost of organizing spatially, will tend to increase the size of the firm. — Ronald Coase

Telephone Quotes By Alexander Graham Bell: One day there will be a telephone in

One day there will be a telephone in every major city in the USA — Alexander Graham Bell

Telephone Quotes By Christopher Bram: It has been a marvellous age of invention:

It has been a marvellous age of invention: radio, aeroplane, electric light, the telephone, and fellatio. — Christopher Bram

Telephone Quotes By Stephen Fry: A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free. — Stephen Fry

Telephone Quotes By Frank Zappa: Yeah, I tell them to change the channel

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money. — Frank Zappa

Telephone Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: I hate the telephone. I think the lowest

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell. — Rita Mae Brown

Telephone Quotes By Jesse Eisenberg: To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.

To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone. — Jesse Eisenberg

Telephone Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: In heaven, when the blessed use the telephone

In heaven, when the blessed use the telephone they will say what they have to say and not a word besides. — W. Somerset Maugham

Telephone Quotes By John A. Keel: The FBI and the CIA hate each other,

The FBI and the CIA hate each other, and they both hate the telephone company. The telephone company, in turn, seems to hate everybody. — John A. Keel

Telephone Quotes By Kevin Mitnick: Garbage can provide important details for hackers: names,

Garbage can provide important details for hackers: names, telephone numbers, a company's internal jargon. — Kevin Mitnick

Telephone Quotes By Hedda Hopper: Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our

Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone. — Hedda Hopper

Telephone Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: Dying's not so bad. At least I won't

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone. — Rita Mae Brown

Telephone Quotes By Bill Haley: She was so small she could make mamba

She was so small she could make mamba in a telephone booth. — Bill Haley

Telephone Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: There would be far fewer accidents if we

There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful. — Ambrose Bierce

Telephone Quotes By Stephen Daldry: I am, in fact, Superman. Every morning I

I am, in fact, Superman. Every morning I wake up and go into a telephone booth and change my costume, and then go to work. — Stephen Daldry

Telephone Quotes By Doug Larson: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. — Doug Larson

Telephone Quotes By Salvador Dali: I do not understand why, when I ask

I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone. — Salvador Dali

Telephone Quotes By Julie James: Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?

Ever hear of a telephone, asshole? — Julie James

Telephone Quotes By Viviane Reding: It's unacceptable that consumers are punished on their

It's unacceptable that consumers are punished on their telephone bill simply for crossing a border. — Viviane Reding

Telephone Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: Science must not impose any philosophy, any more

Science must not impose any philosophy, any more than the telephone must tell us what to say. — G.K. Chesterton

Telephone Quotes By Joan Rivers: Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. — Joan Rivers

Telephone Quotes By Annabel Pitcher: My words travelled through my veins which hung

My words travelled through my veins which hung in the sky like telephone wires. — Annabel Pitcher

Telephone Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: We were United World Federalists back then. I

We were United World Federalists back then. I don't know what we are now. Telephoners, I guess. We telephone a lot - or I do, anyway, late at night. — Kurt Vonnegut

Telephone Quotes By Kinky Friedman: When I'm governor ... I'll be the first

When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman

Telephone Quotes By Mary Kay Ash: Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about

Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about the time spent on the phone. — Mary Kay Ash

Telephone Quotes By Ian Fleming: In angry protest the red telephone splintered the

In angry protest the red telephone splintered the silence. — Ian Fleming

Telephone Quotes By Earl Wilson: He's an honest man - you could shoot

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. — Earl Wilson

Telephone Quotes By Ogden Nash: Middle age is when you're sitting at home

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. — Ogden Nash

Telephone Quotes By J.D. Salinger: She had a nice voice. A nice telephone

She had a nice voice. A nice telephone voice, mostly. She should've carried a goddamn telephone around with her. — J.D. Salinger

Telephone Quotes By Lorraine Moller: Running is my meditation, mind flush, cosmic telephone,

Running is my meditation, mind flush, cosmic telephone, mood elevator and spiritual communion. — Lorraine Moller

Telephone Quotes By Alain De Botton: The telephone becomes an instrument of torture in

The telephone becomes an instrument of torture in the demonic hands of a beloved who doesn't call. — Alain De Botton

Telephone Quotes By Avijeet Das: Love is when you have not been home

Love is when you have not been home for three months and call up home and your daughter picks up the phone and says "Papa, I love you! — Avijeet Das

Telephone Quotes By Alex Morritt: There is already enough chattering nonsense on the

There is already enough chattering nonsense on the ground. Do we really need aviaries in pressurised tin cans at 30,000 feet as well ? — Alex Morritt

Telephone Quotes By Bradley Whitford: Anybody who can dial a telephone can master

Anybody who can dial a telephone can master tennis scoring in about 15 minutes. — Bradley Whitford

Telephone Quotes By Lenny Bruce: Communism is just one big telephone company.

Communism is just one big telephone company. — Lenny Bruce

Telephone Quotes By Richard Armour: I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known,

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. — Richard Armour

Telephone Quotes By Barbara Demick: In 1991, few North Koreans had ever used

In 1991, few North Koreans had ever used a telephone. You had to go to a post office to make a phone call. — Barbara Demick

Telephone Quotes By David Halberstam: The telephone was a sign of being rushed.

The telephone was a sign of being rushed. — David Halberstam

Telephone Quotes By Alexander Graham Bell: First words on the first telephone - "Mr.

First words on the first telephone - "Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you." — Alexander Graham Bell

Telephone Quotes By Silvio Berlusconi: I will take questions from the guys, but

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers. — Silvio Berlusconi

Telephone Quotes By Douglas Adams: A nerd is someone who uses a telephone

A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones. — Douglas Adams

Telephone Quotes By Nile Rodgers: I've been working since I was a child.

I've been working since I was a child. I worked cutting lawns, delivering newspapers; I was a telephone salesperson; I was a guitar repairman. — Nile Rodgers

Telephone Quotes By Jamie Foxx: Having a stage name is like having a

Having a stage name is like having a Superman complex. I go into the telephone booth as Eric Bishop and come out as Jamie Foxx. — Jamie Foxx

Telephone Quotes By Charles Hummel: A man's home is no longer his castle;

A man's home is no longer his castle; it is no longer a place away from urgent tasks because the telephone breaches the walls with imperious demands. — Charles Hummel

Telephone Quotes By Anna Kavan: I had never before met anyone who owned

I had never before met anyone who owned a telephone and believed in dragons. — Anna Kavan

Telephone Quotes By Haruki Murakami: The Boss is an honorable man. After the

The Boss is an honorable man. After the Lord, the most godly person I've ever met."
"You've met God?"
"Certainly. I telephone Him every night. — Haruki Murakami

Telephone Quotes By Otto F. Kernberg: unhooked telephone": the

unhooked telephone": the — Otto F. Kernberg

Telephone Quotes By Chaim Potok: But I do not know how else the

But I do not know how else the work can be done. To touch a person's heart, you must see a person's face. One cannot reach a soul through a telephone. — Chaim Potok

Telephone Quotes By Howard Rheingold: You can't pick up the telephone and say,

You can't pick up the telephone and say, 'Connect me with someone else who has a kid with leukemia.' — Howard Rheingold

Telephone Quotes By C.S. Lewis: I will not be at the mercy of

I will not be at the mercy of the telephone! — C.S. Lewis

Telephone Quotes By Edgar Degas: So that's the telephone? They ring, and you

So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run. — Edgar Degas

Telephone Quotes By Tom Hanks: E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone,

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it. — Tom Hanks

Telephone Quotes By Lady Gaga: That's Right Hunny-B

That's Right Hunny-B — Lady Gaga

Telephone Quotes By Lee Trevino: I stay away from the telephone if at

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible. — Lee Trevino

Telephone Quotes By Ray Kurzweil: The telephone is virtual reality in that you

The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense. — Ray Kurzweil

Telephone Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: People used what they called a telephone because

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. — Chuck Palahniuk

Telephone Quotes By Damon Galgut: He feared at certain moments that the only

He feared at certain moments that the only new knowledge he would take away from this country was learning how to swim and use the telephone. — Damon Galgut

Telephone Quotes By Robert Dallek: Henry Kissinger never wanted the 20,000 pages of

Henry Kissinger never wanted the 20,000 pages of his telephone transcripts made public - not while he was alive, at any rate. — Robert Dallek

Telephone Quotes By Jim Goldberg: Quit looking for an answer, Jim. There fuckin'

Quit looking for an answer, Jim. There fuckin' ain't one. Fuck yeah, I'm still looking for God's telephone number. — Jim Goldberg

Telephone Quotes By David Sedaris: Gambling to me is what a telephone pole

Gambling to me is what a telephone pole might be to a groundhog. He sees that it's there but doesn't for the life of him understand why. — David Sedaris

Telephone Quotes By Virginia Woolf: The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations

The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own. — Virginia Woolf

Telephone Quotes By Mason Cooley: The telephone gives us the happiness of being

The telephone gives us the happiness of being together yet safely apart. — Mason Cooley

Telephone Quotes By Warren Ellis: [ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it

[ ... ] a super-rat. I nailed it across the eyes once with a lucky shot with the butt of my gun, but it got up again and shat in my telephone. — Warren Ellis

Telephone Quotes By Mitch Albom: The telephone voice is but a seduction, a

The telephone voice is but a seduction, a bread crumb to an appetite. — Mitch Albom

Telephone Quotes By Virginia Woolf: One of these days d'you think you'll be

One of these days d'you think you'll be able to see things at the end of the telephone?" Peggy said, getting up. — Virginia Woolf

Telephone Quotes By Scott McNealy: We think computing ought to be like a

We think computing ought to be like a telephone or a water tap or a light switch. — Scott McNealy

Telephone Quotes By Al Aronowitz: Reached only by boat, seaplane and, with less

Reached only by boat, seaplane and, with less surety, telephone-this is Fire Island, a pile of sand beneath a pile of people. — Al Aronowitz

Telephone Quotes By Margaret Heffernan: The best remote companies I've seen do almost

The best remote companies I've seen do almost everything online, via email and telephone. But they also get together face to face on a regular basis. — Margaret Heffernan

Telephone Quotes By Peter Arno: Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your

Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number. — Peter Arno

Telephone Quotes By John Maynard Keynes: I can't remember my telephone number, but I

I can't remember my telephone number, but I know it was in the high numbers. — John Maynard Keynes

Telephone Quotes By Andre Kostelanetz: We listen too much to the telephone and

We listen too much to the telephone and too little to nature. The wind is one of my sounds. A lonely sound, perhaps, but soothing. — Andre Kostelanetz

Telephone Quotes By Ursula Curtiss: There were people who occupied telephone booths as

There were people who occupied telephone booths as though they had rented them for the day. — Ursula Curtiss

Telephone Quotes By Joyce Carol Oates: This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages

This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can't escape. Life was easier then. You just didn't pick up the phone. — Joyce Carol Oates

Telephone Quotes By Lisa A. Mininni: Keep your mind clear to create simple solutions.

Keep your mind clear to create simple solutions. Remove any distractions, like the TV, email prompts, unnecessary interruptions or telephone calls. — Lisa A. Mininni

Telephone Quotes By Margaret Atwood: I've got nothing against telepathy, said Jane; but

I've got nothing against telepathy, said Jane; but the telephone is so much more dependable. — Margaret Atwood

Telephone Quotes By Sam Ewing: Success is when your name is in everything

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory. — Sam Ewing

Telephone Quotes By Anne Rice: Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

Telephone Quotes By Marjorie Hillis: Remember that nothing is so damaging to self-esteem

Remember that nothing is so damaging to self-esteem as waiting for a telephone or door-bell that doesn't ring. — Marjorie Hillis

Telephone Quotes By Andre Leon Talley: When my best friends doubt their little black

When my best friends doubt their little black dresses, they call me on the telephone seeking reassurance. — Andre Leon Talley

Telephone Quotes By Emily Greene Balch: Technology gives us the facilities that lessen the

Technology gives us the facilities that lessen the barriers of time and distance - the telegraph and cable, the telephone, radio, and the rest. — Emily Greene Balch

Telephone Quotes By Ogden Nash: Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers. — Ogden Nash

Telephone Quotes By Timur Vermes: The telephone, it struck me at that moment,

The telephone, it struck me at that moment, is the wrong means of communication for people without ears. — Timur Vermes

Telephone Quotes By Sophia Dembling: Nine out of ten introverts agree: The telephone

Nine out of ten introverts agree: The telephone is the tool of the devil. — Sophia Dembling

Telephone Quotes By Rick Riordan: If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you

If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you fall in love with a toy poodle, or a telephone pole. — Rick Riordan

Telephone Quotes By Florence Scovel Shinn: The thing man seeks is seeking him -

The thing man seeks is seeking him - the telephone was seeking Bell! — Florence Scovel Shinn

Telephone Quotes By Elie Abel: No blare of trumpets announces a modern crisis.

No blare of trumpets announces a modern crisis. In these matter-of-fact times, a telephone call will do. — Elie Abel

Telephone Quotes By Jo Walton: Telephone conversations are so inadequate, so lacking in

Telephone conversations are so inadequate, so lacking in expression and gesture and everything. — Jo Walton

Telephone Quotes By Donna Tartt: When she went back to the telephone Hely's

When she went back to the telephone Hely's breath, on the other end, was ragged and secretive. — Donna Tartt

Telephone Quotes By Daniel Younger: Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a

Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar."
"Yeah... But I was wearing my seatbelt. — Daniel Younger

Telephone Quotes By Jay Leno: Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their telephone bill. — Jay Leno

Telephone Quotes By Ivana Trump: I make money because I have to pay

I make money because I have to pay for everything apart from my school fees. My mother even makes me pay my own telephone bill. — Ivana Trump

Telephone Quotes By Walker Percy: When these long telephone silences come, it is

When these long telephone silences come, it is a sure sign that love is over. — Walker Percy

Telephone Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: The telephone and visitors are the work destroyers.

The telephone and visitors are the work destroyers. — Ernest Hemingway,

Telephone Quotes By Stephen King: Minute. And indeed it seemed she never had,

Minute. And indeed it seemed she never had, or at least never one like this, because when she blinked her eyes it turned into a telephone handset, — Stephen King

Telephone Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. — Ambrose Bierce

Telephone Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly

Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly before dying of heroin overdose: I need help bad, man. — Jimi Hendrix

Telephone Quotes By Meryl Streep: It's sort of my fun to sing along

It's sort of my fun to sing along with records and imitate people who are on the telephone that have different ways of speaking. — Meryl Streep

Telephone Quotes By Ryan White: We began a series of court battles for

We began a series of court battles for nine months, while I was attending classes by telephone. — Ryan White