Tax Day Quotes
Collection of top 27 famous quotes about Tax Day
Tax Day Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Tax Day quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.
— David Letterman
I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
— Laurie Notaro
Being a first-rounder is a dream. You want to be mentioned as a first-rounder, the best of the best.
— Rahim Moore
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives ... But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.
— W.C. Fields
There are truths and lies and there are things in between, murky waters where light gets bent and broken.
— Nadia Hashimi
I don't like to ask myself how much time there is left, rather how much time have I had.
— Jack Griffen
It's April 15, tax day. The federal tax code is over 74,000 pages long. But stick with it because after page 72,000, it gets really good.
— Conan O'Brien
We are told that this is an odious and unpopular tax. I never knew a tax that was not odious and unpopular with the people who paid it.
— John Sherman
I have long argued that in the modern world, corporation tax has had its day as a major source of tax revenue.
— Nigel Lawson
With every breath, I breathe in so much of inspiration. I feel if there is one thing as free and as important as oxygen, it's inspiration.
— Sharad Vivek Sagar
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.
— Jesse Ventura
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
— Rowan Atkinson
I like Kindness it's something the Government can't tax and it's free to give away that will return to you some day
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
No taxes can be devised which are not more or less inconvenient and unpleasant.
— George Washington
I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad while you're here.
— David Giuntoli
Our opponents see an America in which every day is April 15, tax day. Well, we see an America in which every day is the Fourth of July.
— Ronald Reagan
There's no such thing as a good tax.
— Winston Churchill
Mother believed in enjoying herself. Aunt Mimi believed in enjoying herself, then feeling guilty about it.
— Rita Mae Brown
Words without poetry lack passion; words without passion lack persuasion; words without persuasion lack power.
— Brennan Manning
For all have not the gift of martyrdom.
— John Dryden