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I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy.
— Dave Eggers
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
— Johnny Vegas
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
— Lois Greiman
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.
— Jonathan Tropper
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
— Britney Spears
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
— Will Rogers
What the hell am I doing ... ? Escape holding myself as a hostage ... ? I won't be able to make it like that ...
— Tsugumi Ohba
I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known.
— Peter Hedges
He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time.
— Kasie West
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
— Gaines Adams
I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.
Ren — Colleen Doran
Ren — Colleen Doran
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies.
— Claudia Gray
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
— Taylor Lautner
I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself
— Joe Royle
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."
— Brian Regan
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.
— Steve Carell
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
— Leslie Mann
I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.
— Stephenie Meyer
I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck
— Rob Reger
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina