
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses. —
Russell Baker

I grew up playing in clubs - that's my spiritual stomping ground. —
Eric Clapton

I always think my face is quite nondescript - it sort of fits in to any period. It's not really distinct enough for you to remember me from something. —
Kimberley Nixon

If a man has his eyes bound, you can encourage him as much as you like to stare through the bandage, but he'll never see anything. —
Franz Kafka

My nickname is Bondy. But not because of the Bond films - it was my surname a long time before I did those. —
Samantha Bond

We aren't who our pasts say we are. Damage doesn't define us. WE DEFINE OURSELVES. —
Cynthia Eden

Sometimes you're looking to play perfect tennis but it's not going to happen all the time and you have to accept it. —
Andy Murray

You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein Because he hates America he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French people. —
Conan O'Brien

I like Aristotle, but I don't agree with his cosmological argument about god. —
Debasish Mridha

Some of you are sitting at home saying, 'I don't need a church to love God,' and I am here telling you that you are so wrong. —
Francis Chan