I generally wear jeans and a T-shirt - very comfortable.
— Merritt Patterson
I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
— Calvin Klein
You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH, TWICE? - T-SHIRT
— Darynda Jones
My breath in the cold air was bleach that accidentally spilled on a black t-shirt.
— Heather O'Neill
My soul is like my worn-out Van Gogh t-shirt; threadbare and full of holes
— J. Matthew Nespoli
That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave? Nick
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Alex's T-shirt is red, and
— Lauren Oliver
You should smile more often.''Can't.' He grunted as he opened her shirt to expose her chest. 'My face might freeze like that. — Larissa Ione
drenching his shirt with saltwater
— Stephenie Meyer
Elegance is always in style for men. There are all different kinds of elegance. It can be silk, it can be a T-shirt.
— Donatella Versace
I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said."Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green
I'm usually all about the tight jeans and little T-shirt, but sometimes I want to put on a black, sequined dress and be a freaking girl
— Britney Spears
If I am wearing a T-shirt, it's probably by Wap Two.
— Tony Parker
You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue
— Eoin Colfer
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.
— Madonna Ciccone
The revoloution is just a T-shirt away.
— Billy Bragg
I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it.
— Brandon T. Jackson
What I'm saying is we're making product with chitlins. T-shirts! That's the most we can make.
— Kanye West
Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.
— Janet Evanovich
Yeah, I know. These days, weird is my life. I should get that on a T-shirt.
— Kelley Armstrong
People don't ask Jay-Z to take his shirt off when he rhymes,
— Janelle Monae
That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?""Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it. — Stacey Marie Brown
T-shirt that read I'M A GLEEK.
— Marlene Perez
T-shirt with the slogan Officer, I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God. — Paul Levine
No matter where you go in the world, a German will have beaten you there, clad in a sweaty black T-shirt and a smug expression. — Claire Dederer
She posted a picture of herself in a T-shirt which said "FLAWLESS. — Nancy Jo Sales
What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt. — Lee Clow
I don't really care if my clothes are wrinkled or there's a stain on my shirt. Going out on the road, your clothes are dirty. — Avril Lavigne
He's wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the mall or whatever, but it hangs on him like the shirt has fulfilled its sole mission in life. — Amy Spalding
T-shirt and jeans style now is where I'm at. Maybe a little rock 'n' roll T-shirt and jeans. — Josh Hutcherson
The nurses are pissed Pigpen gave me a fresh pair of jeans and a T-shirt to change into. — Katie McGarry
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare
Sup, Andrews?" he says. 'Sup? He's a white boy in a polo shirt. 'Sup is he's a poser. I don't respond. — Chelsea Fine
Referees don't come down here with a particular flavoured shirt on. — Steve Coppell
To be the name on somebody's shirt that they've made themselves in preparation for one of your shows - it doesn't get much cooler than that. — Hunter Hayes
I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.' — Kristen Stewart
Misery loves company, which explains my sudden popularity. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Been dead, done that got a fricken t-shirt — P.C. Cast
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers. — Jessica Alba
Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did. — Madonna Ciccone
I'm so over the tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now. — Elton John
This is ridiculous, Maggie. I'm going to tell him to put his shirt back on." She gives me an evil eye. "Don't you dare. You'll cause a riot. — Jillian Dodd
I would never go out in track bottoms and a baggy T-shirt. — Trinny Woodall
Don't look at me like that, Augusta." He stood to pull his shirt over his head. "I don't deserve it. No mortal could deserve such an expression. — Grace Burrowes
I can show up at a Goldman Sachs conference wearing a Judas Priest T-shirt - and I have - while everyone else is wearing the same dress. — Sophia Amoruso
One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make. — Holly Johnson
I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't. — Gabriel Macht
Whether it's t-shirt and jeans or full monster suit, I'm still an actor underneath it all, and a good director is going to know that. — Doug Jones
They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex
Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt? — Rachel Vincent
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt) — Darynda Jones
Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to give me the t-shirt. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
DON'T GO BUYING TROUBLE.IT'S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
- T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones
There's a young man in a T-shirt listening to a rock and roll station. He's got greasy hair, greasy smile, he says, Lord this must be my destination. — John Mellencamp
Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt. — Rick Riordan
IRONY: THE OPPOSITE OF WRINKLY. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
You make obstacle courses and hurricanes, I make T-shirt slogans. — Kimberly Sabatini
My eyes swept down to his soft black t-shirt that read: "don't do school, eat your drugs, stay in vegetables". — R.S. Grey
She was wearing her favorite UK T-shirt that read, I Bleed Blue. — Molly Harper
I have a perfect body, it's in my trunk.T-shirt — Darynda Jones
Been there done that, bought the t-shirt Chapter 2 — Jeff Lindsay
I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone's dressed down. So actually, putting on a jacket is the anti-Establishment stance. — Thom Browne
I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children. — Dana Gould
I'm more of a tomboy - I fall into the jeans-and-a-T-shirt style, for sure - but I have a girlie side to me. — Lauren Lapkus
Don't expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
I died at Lake Silencio and all my wife got me was this lousy T-shirt. — Joseph Lidster
I love things that are easy to throw on, that I don't have to think about. Like skinny jeans and a T-shirt is easy for me. — Kourtney Kardashian
Excuse me. I didn't know I was talking to a master.""Tres Navarre," I said. "I usually wear a t-shirt, says 'Master.' It's in the wash. — Rick Riordan
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
I have always loved sneakers and sweaters, and I wear a lot of them. And a good t-shirt or a pair of jeans can make you feel so good. — Garance Dore
Remember, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eyeball, and then it's, "Hey! free eyeball!" - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Iran may have attacked ISIS. Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my "Go Iran" T-shirt? — Conan O'Brien
I'm a virgin.But this is an old shirt.
--T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of my productivity-T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
To be honest, I'm really more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of a girl. — Katharine McPhee
I loathe the idea of going onstage in a T-shirt and jeans. — Martin Gore
the sleeves of my chocolate-scented T-shirt. — Carole Matthews
Music isn't selling like it used to, but the one thing you can't steal or download is a live show experience or a T-shirt. — G-Eazy
He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz — Rose Pressey
When I was little, I was such a tomboy - I loved a baggy T-shirt and leggings. — Alice Dellal
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. — Neil Tennant
When I'm living in L.A., I'm mainly a jeans, vintage T-shirt and Nike high-tops guy. — Jamie Bamber
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
Women belong in the house - and in Senate.'T-shirt — Alison F. Prince
Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you. — Dov Davidoff
I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt. — Olivia Wilde
Popping off, I say, "I wouldn't mind." Even if it tastes like shit, I'd swallow Alex Waters' jizz. Then I'd get the T-shirt. — Helena Hunting
You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll - Rok — Kresley Cole
