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— Sam Sykes
But courage was a flower, something that blossomed and wilted swiftly. And Gariath was a cold snap in winter.
— Sam Sykes
So the blues player, he ain't worried and bothered, but he's got something for the worried people.
— Roosevelt Sykes
Every girl is beautiful, it's society that's ugly.
— Oliver Sykes
I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
— Wanda Sykes
You're buying the next one," he said. "The man drinking shouldn't consume more than the man paying. It offends Silf.
— Sam Sykes
Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters.
— Oliver Sykes
Holly Sykes, says Publicity Girl, falling down the sar-chasm.
— David Mitchell
Trying to figure out how to best manage his time between doing a task for imbeciles and avoiding imminent and painful death by protocol. I
— Sam Sykes
Don't not ever stop not writing nothing.
— Sam Sykes
I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said I'll just print another ten.
— Eric Sykes
Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.
— Eric Sykes
The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a hair extension and it fell out on set.
— Oliver Sykes
L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
— Wanda Sykes
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
— Wanda Sykes
It gets really dark before it gets light.
— Oliver Sykes
Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
— Wanda Sykes
I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
— Wanda Sykes
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
— Wanda Sykes
I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
— Wanda Sykes
Hope is ill advised.
— Sam Sykes
stomped the earth in a blind, anosmic rage. His
— Sam Sykes
I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
— Wanda Sykes
When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
— Wanda Sykes
I feel today's society is so judgmental.
— Wanda Sykes
I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.
— Wanda Sykes
I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
— Eric Sykes
I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
— Wanda Sykes
And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
— Wanda Sykes
It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
— Wanda Sykes
What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
— Wanda Sykes
If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your
mistakes, learn from them. — Charles J. Sykes
mistakes, learn from them. — Charles J. Sykes
But that's precisely how stupidity flourishes; in bunches, in fast-growing weeds that choke delicately nurtured knowledge.
— Sam Sykes
You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
— Wanda Sykes
It's getting harder just to feel alive.
— Oliver Sykes
While I respect my cousin Annette Sykes' commitment in engaging in the political process, I do not endorse or support any political party.
— Cliff Curtis
When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
— Wanda Sykes
He could sense the word resting on her tongue as a hedonist sensed a tongue resting on something else.
— Sam Sykes
I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
— Wanda Sykes
Steady had always suspected Ethan "Ozzie" Sykes, despite his constant joking and bad taste in eighties music, was one tough motherfucker.
— Julie Ann Walker
To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month!
— Wanda Sykes
to say that man is a social animal is also to say that man never lives in a world completely of his own choosing.
— Gresham M. Sykes
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
— Charles J. Sykes
Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
— Wanda Sykes
Once again confirms that there is no such thing as genetically pure classification into different races.
— Bryan Sykes
You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fish.
— Plum Sykes
The higher I get the lower I sink.
— Oliver Sykes
If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
— Wanda Sykes
Where Eve chooses to go, Adam is bound to travel.
— Bryan Sykes
Oral myths are closer to the genetic conclusions than the often ambiguous scientific evidence of archaeology.
— Bryan Sykes
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
— Wanda Sykes
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
— Wanda Sykes
Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
— Wanda Sykes
I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
— Wanda Sykes
I'm here today because I hated everything else.
— Wanda Sykes
Go back in time. Next question go and look at dinosaurs. I would be sitting on a rock looking at a T- Rex, loving life.
— Oliver Sykes
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
— Wanda Sykes
All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
— Wanda Sykes
Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
— Wanda Sykes
While violence was almost certainly the solution, Lenk knew he needed to apply it selectively.
— Sam Sykes
Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
— Wanda Sykes
But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
— Wanda Sykes
Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida ... Good grief ... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
— Wanda Sykes
We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'
— Wanda Sykes
I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
— Wanda Sykes
There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
— Wanda Sykes
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a
different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. — Charles J. Sykes
different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. — Charles J. Sykes
I'm really funny now.
— Wanda Sykes
But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
— Wanda Sykes
It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
— Wanda Sykes
The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
— Wanda Sykes
But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
— Wanda Sykes
Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
— Wanda Sykes
I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
— Wanda Sykes