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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh. — Wanda Sykes

Kudj wonder if perhaps Mother right. Kudj wonder if civility only as strong as weakest person participating. — Sam Sykes

But courage was a flower, something that blossomed and wilted swiftly. And Gariath was a cold snap in winter. — Sam Sykes

The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit. — Oliver Sykes

So the blues player, he ain't worried and bothered, but he's got something for the worried people. — Roosevelt Sykes

Every girl is beautiful, it's society that's ugly. — Oliver Sykes

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up. — Wanda Sykes

You're buying the next one," he said. "The man drinking shouldn't consume more than the man paying. It offends Silf. — Sam Sykes

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression. — Wanda Sykes

Vegetarians are hotter then meat eaters. — Oliver Sykes

I don't think anyone really knows the purpose of their existence. — Oliver Sykes

Holly Sykes, says Publicity Girl, falling down the sar-chasm. — David Mitchell

Trying to figure out how to best manage his time between doing a task for imbeciles and avoiding imminent and painful death by protocol. I — Sam Sykes

Don't not ever stop not writing nothing. — Sam Sykes

I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said I'll just print another ten. — Eric Sykes

Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control. — Eric Sykes

The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a hair extension and it fell out on set. — Oliver Sykes

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking. — Wanda Sykes

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house. — Wanda Sykes

It gets really dark before it gets light. — Oliver Sykes

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it. — Wanda Sykes

I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am. — Wanda Sykes

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house. — Wanda Sykes

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet. — Wanda Sykes

An It bag is an It bag, only if you're unlikely to possess it. — Plum Sykes

Hope is ill advised. — Sam Sykes

stomped the earth in a blind, anosmic rage. His — Sam Sykes

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it. — Wanda Sykes

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom. — Wanda Sykes

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank. — Wanda Sykes

I feel today's society is so judgmental. — Wanda Sykes

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing. — Wanda Sykes

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt. — Eric Sykes

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy. — Wanda Sykes

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike. — Wanda Sykes

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are. — Wanda Sykes

A fun read that reminds single girls everywhere that it's fabulous to be single. — Plum Sykes

What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing. — Wanda Sykes

If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your
mistakes, learn from them. — Charles J. Sykes

But that's precisely how stupidity flourishes; in bunches, in fast-growing weeds that choke delicately nurtured knowledge. — Sam Sykes

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people. — Wanda Sykes

You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs. — Wanda Sykes

It's getting harder just to feel alive. — Oliver Sykes

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. — Wanda Sykes

While I respect my cousin Annette Sykes' commitment in engaging in the political process, I do not endorse or support any political party. — Cliff Curtis

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots. — Wanda Sykes

He could sense the word resting on her tongue as a hedonist sensed a tongue resting on something else. — Sam Sykes

I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic. — Wanda Sykes

Hold that thought. This sounds like the kind of conversation I'll need pants for." It — Sam Sykes

Sitting in a hotel room just makes you sit and think about things. — Nathan Sykes

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad! — Wanda Sykes

Steady had always suspected Ethan "Ozzie" Sykes, despite his constant joking and bad taste in eighties music, was one tough motherfucker. — Julie Ann Walker

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month! — Wanda Sykes

to say that man is a social animal is also to say that man never lives in a world completely of his own choosing. — Gresham M. Sykes

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. — Charles J. Sykes

I think the fakest thing in the world is to judge someone on how they look. — Oliver Sykes

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire. — Wanda Sykes

Once again confirms that there is no such thing as genetically pure classification into different races. — Bryan Sykes

You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fish. — Plum Sykes

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny. — Wanda Sykes

The higher I get the lower I sink. — Oliver Sykes

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos? — Wanda Sykes

I just never really thought there could be something worse than death. — Oliver Sykes

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it. — Wanda Sykes

Where Eve chooses to go, Adam is bound to travel. — Bryan Sykes

Oral myths are closer to the genetic conclusions than the often ambiguous scientific evidence of archaeology. — Bryan Sykes

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing. — Wanda Sykes

You can't always tell when someone's keeping something inside and not really happy. — Oliver Sykes

I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys. — Wanda Sykes

Professionals knew that the most dangerous men in the world were accountants. — Sam Sykes

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up. — Wanda Sykes

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing. — Wanda Sykes

I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real. — Wanda Sykes

I'm here today because I hated everything else. — Wanda Sykes

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun. — Wanda Sykes

Go back in time. Next question go and look at dinosaurs. I would be sitting on a rock looking at a T- Rex, loving life. — Oliver Sykes

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. — Wanda Sykes

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again. — Wanda Sykes

Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal. — Wanda Sykes

While violence was almost certainly the solution, Lenk knew he needed to apply it selectively. — Sam Sykes

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy. — Wanda Sykes

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place. — Wanda Sykes

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science. — Wanda Sykes

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. — Wanda Sykes

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida ... Good grief ... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole. — Wanda Sykes

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal. — Wanda Sykes

We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.' — Wanda Sykes

I watched a lot of comedy growing up. — Wanda Sykes

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment. — Wanda Sykes

Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a
different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity. — Charles J. Sykes

I'm really funny now. — Wanda Sykes

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced. — Wanda Sykes

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians. — Wanda Sykes

The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.' — Wanda Sykes

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking. — Wanda Sykes

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going. — Wanda Sykes

I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks. — Wanda Sykes

I promise," he growled, "to kill only as many people as can reasonably be expected to help. — Sam Sykes

For a moment you forget how much the loss hurts. Then you remember and it buries you. — Oliver Sykes