Swimming Funny Quotes
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Swimming Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
— Steven Wright
However, I began meditating at about that time and have continued on and off over the years.
— Daniel Goleman
Yet he had a certain charm of manner, and I fancied that, if one really knew him well, one could have a deep affection for him.
— Agatha Christie
Dessie was not beautiful. Perhaps she wasn't even pretty, but she had the glow that makes men follow a woman in the hope of reflecting a little of it.
— John Steinbeck
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
Then he lets go and walks down the path, without another word. He doesn't look back. But I watch him go. I watch him all the way home.
— Allie Condie In Matched
The rule of thumb in student files seemed to be, If you have nothing negative to say, don't say anything at all.
— Harlan Coben
When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?
— Anthony Liccione
I know from experience that confidence alone can get a person into a forbidden place.
— Veronica Roth
We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water.
— Melissa Bank
We are ne'er like angels till our passion dies.
— Thomas Dekker
