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Sweat Funny Quotes By Connie Willis: One of the nastier trends in library management

One of the nastier trends in library management in recent years is the notion that libraries should be 'responsive to their patrons'. — Connie Willis

Sweat Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Eulberg: You've got to hide your love away. You

You've got to hide your love away. You can't just hide your feelings. You have to destroy them. Kill them before they kill you. — Elizabeth Eulberg

Sweat Funny Quotes By Wesley King: I don't know why, but watching someone else

I don't know why, but watching someone else break made me feel a lot less broken. — Wesley King

Sweat Funny Quotes By Michael Jordan: If nobody will help you, do it alone!

If nobody will help you, do it alone! There is no 'i' in team, but there is '1' in WIN! — Michael Jordan

Sweat Funny Quotes By Jose Ortega Y Gasset: One age cannot be completely understood if all

One age cannot be completely understood if all the others are not understood. The song of history can only be sung as a whole. — Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Sweat Funny Quotes By Darien Cox: Tommy put Doug in the hospital for Christ

Tommy put Doug in the hospital for Christ sakes, and my heart is fucking broken. — Darien Cox

Sweat Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: The stability of the State depends upon the

The stability of the State depends upon the readiness of every citizen to subordinate his rights to those of the rest. — Mahatma Gandhi

Sweat Funny Quotes By Stephen King: What heart I have is yours.

What heart I have is yours. — Stephen King

Sweat Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved. — Mitch Hedberg

Sweat Funny Quotes By Judd Apatow: One of my fears is that I'm suddenly

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

Sweat Funny Quotes By Edward Snowden: The United States Government has placed me on

The United States Government has placed me on no-fly lists. — Edward Snowden

Sweat Funny Quotes By Diana Hollingsworth Gessler: Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.-Early Nun Quote,

Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.

-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA — Diana Hollingsworth Gessler

Sweat Funny Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt: Taxes are paid in the sweat of every

Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Sweat Funny Quotes By Rae Earl: Some people are doing Ouija boards at school

Some people are doing Ouija boards at school but I'm not touching that shit. Knowing my luck, bloody Jack the Ripper would try to get in touch. — Rae Earl

Sweat Funny Quotes By Martin Luther: Next to theology I give music the highest

Next to theology I give music the highest place of honor. — Martin Luther

Sweat Funny Quotes By Julie Anne Peters: Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my

Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose — Julie Anne Peters

Sweat Funny Quotes By Kate Winslet: I love it when a character requires me

I love it when a character requires me to look less than my red-carpet best. — Kate Winslet

Sweat Funny Quotes By Kenan Crnkic: Even if jobless we should never be effortless.

Even if jobless we should never be effortless. — Kenan Crnkic

Sweat Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope we find a cure for every

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

Sweat Funny Quotes By George A. Romero: I've always felt that the real horror is

I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors. — George A. Romero

Sweat Funny Quotes By Cathy Freeman: I'm not a marriage expert, quite clearly.

I'm not a marriage expert, quite clearly. — Cathy Freeman