Swearing Funny Quotes
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The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing.
— Peter Capaldi
One does not become a master coach by accident.
— Daniel Coyle
I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.
— Jason Gann
Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first?
— Christine Feehan
An advantage of having one child is you always know who did it.
— Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
— H.M. Ward
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
— Jean Kerr
I have learned so much about myself. I have re-discovered that little boy who had the hunger to create, which I think I had lost.
— John Galliano
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
— Finley Peter Dunne
You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.
— Dylan Moran
I no longer want to walk on worn soles.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint.
— Markus Zusak