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The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

One does not become a master coach by accident. — Daniel Coyle

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann

Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first? — Christine Feehan

An advantage of having one child is you always know who did it. — Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. — Jean Kerr

I have learned so much about myself. I have re-discovered that little boy who had the hunger to create, which I think I had lost. — John Galliano

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. — Finley Peter Dunne

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

I no longer want to walk on worn soles. — Friedrich Nietzsche

... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint. — Markus Zusak

We have to find alternative ways of producing our raw materials without asking nature to do it for us. — Jochen Zeitz

Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical. — Yogi Berra