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Swearing Funny Quotes By Peter Capaldi: The biggest problem of all is that it's

The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

Swearing Funny Quotes By Daniel Coyle: One does not become a master coach by

One does not become a master coach by accident. — Daniel Coyle

Swearing Funny Quotes By Jason Gann: I always found it really funny when actors

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann

Swearing Funny Quotes By Christine Feehan: Are you ever going to kiss me without

Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first? — Christine Feehan

Swearing Funny Quotes By Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz: An advantage of having one child is you

An advantage of having one child is you always know who did it. — Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

Swearing Funny Quotes By H.M. Ward: Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

Swearing Funny Quotes By Mark Jackman: Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it's no good

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

Swearing Funny Quotes By Pawan Mishra: I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

Swearing Funny Quotes By Jean Kerr: I feel about airplanes the way I feel

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. — Jean Kerr

Swearing Funny Quotes By John Galliano: I have learned so much about myself. I

I have learned so much about myself. I have re-discovered that little boy who had the hunger to create, which I think I had lost. — John Galliano

Swearing Funny Quotes By Finley Peter Dunne: Swearing was invented as a compromise between running

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. — Finley Peter Dunne

Swearing Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: You learn very very quickly that it is

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

Swearing Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: I no longer want to walk on worn

I no longer want to walk on worn soles. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Swearing Funny Quotes By Markus Zusak: ... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look

... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint. — Markus Zusak

Swearing Funny Quotes By Jochen Zeitz: We have to find alternative ways of producing

We have to find alternative ways of producing our raw materials without asking nature to do it for us. — Jochen Zeitz

Swearing Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other

Ninety percent of baseball is mental, the other half is physical. — Yogi Berra