Swatter Quotes
Collection of top 22 famous quotes about Swatter
Swatter Quotes & Sayings
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When you find yourself in the presence of a lion, it's best to know which side of the cage you're on.
— Joel T. McGrath
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work.
— Bill Engvall
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
Prayers only help the person doing the praying, and then, only if they strengthen and focus that person's resolve.
— Octavia E. Butler
I just hated the law. I wasn't cut out for it. I couldn't imagine spending my life doing that, so I quit before I began.
— Andrew Pyper
What we need is change. I can't help but wonder if I might be the only person who can provide it.
— Kiera Cass
Teddy Roosevelt ... once said, 'Speak softly and carry a big stick.' Jimmy Carter wants to speak loudly and carry a fly swatter.
— Gerald R. Ford
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I had a very different vibe then, I was very into minimalism. I was kind of obsessed with Helmut Lang and [Martin] Margiela.
— Roopal Patel
The nice thing about student drama is that you're allowed to get things wrong, because it doesn't mean no one will ever hire you again.
— Anna Popplewell
If you want a creative organization, inaction is the worst kind of failure.
— Robert I. Sutton
My mother is quiet. The way he acts, she thinks it must mean he doesn't love her as much as she loves him
— Carole Glickfeld
Quit trying to do what I already know you can't do and let Christ do what only He can through you.
— Louie Giglio
Food for the ego is poison for the soul.
— Donna Goddard
His freedom was, in a small way, a sign of hope in a hopeless place.
— Bryan Stevenson
The life of man in this world is like the life of a fly in a room filled with 100 boys, each armed with a fly-swatter.
— H.L. Mencken
If criticism is needed, do it tactfully. Don't use a sledgehammer when a fly swatter will do the job.
— Ann Landers
Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.
— Andy Borowitz
