Suicide Humor Quotes
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Suicide Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
She's the princess. She commanded and I obeyed!"-Loki
"You don't obey a suicide mission!"-Finn — Amanda Hocking
"You don't obey a suicide mission!"-Finn — Amanda Hocking
Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.
— Cormac McCarthy
The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.
— George W. Bush
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.
— Brian Spellman
What happened was no accident. Everything was preordained. True, the will was free, but heaven also made its ordinances.
— Isaac Bashevis Singer
Women are constantly trying to commit suicide for love, but generally they take care not to succeed.
— W. Somerset Maugham
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
— Steven Wright
My biggest thrill came the night Elgin Baylor and I combined for 73 points at Madison Square Garden. Elgin had 71 of them.
— Rod Hundley
Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I would have killed myself years ago if it weren't for the fact that I'm pretty sure death is the only thing more terrible than life.
— Alex Sargeant
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
— Mahatma Gandhi
The Cinema seems to have been invented to express the life of the subconscious, the roots of which penetrate poetry so deeply
— Luis Bunuel
When you are a long way from where you think you belong, you will attach yourself to people you would otherwise ignore or even dislike.
— Russell Banks
The English have a wellspring of comedy that will never be exhausted: the combination of bestial urges and excellent manners.
— David Edelstein
Ireland?" he said. "I'm from Ireland! Why do you think I came here?" he said. "Nothing good in Ireland." He frowned. "Except the ale. The ale is fine.
— A.C. Gaughen
It's very hard not to commit cancer suicide in America.
— Jonathan Ames
Stop being the victim with the delusion that you're saving yourself. It's okay to let someone save you.
— Shantaye Brown
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.
— Thomas Bernhard
I thank Heaven every summer's day of my life, that my lot was humbly cast within the hearing of romping brooks, and beneath the shadow of oaks.
— Donald G. Mitchell
HELENA. What a fine day! Not too hot. [A pause.]
VOITSKI. A fine day to hang oneself. — Anton Chekhov
VOITSKI. A fine day to hang oneself. — Anton Chekhov
A few of the savage creatures (rabids) I could deal with, but taking on this many ventured very close to suicide. Once was enough, thanks
— Julie Kagawa
If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers.
— Alphonse Karr
I think people believe I'm some kind of evil dictator sometimes. But I don't much care about that.
— Josh Homme
I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.
— Albert Camus
The most difficult person to hide from is yourself.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
They watched the rain and downed their Cokes like a pair of diabetics in a suicide pact.
— Paco Ignacio Taibo II
I don't think there is anything magical about the language of flowers in real life or in my book.
— Vanessa Diffenbaugh