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I am surrounded by counselors. My sister is a counselor. My daughter is training to be a counselor. A lot of my friends are counselors. — Sue Townsend

I've always been fascinated by totalitarian regimes. I'm not an admirer of them. — Sue Townsend

Rosie Germaine Mole. — Sue Townsend

I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house. — Sue Townsend

said he 'would rather go without'. — Sue Townsend

Just measured my thing. It has grown one centimetre. I might be needing it soon. — Sue Townsend

She was alone.
She missed him immediately. — Sue Townsend

Nothing was true for long. In time, everything was deconstructed. — Sue Townsend

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them. — Sue Townsend

I seem to be able to get depressed quite easily without any reason. — Sue Townsend

Measured my 'thing'. It was eleven centimetres. — Sue Townsend

I always knew I had no small talk, and now I know I've got no big talk either. — Sue Townsend

I have a problem. I am an intellectual, but at the same time I am not very clever. — Sue Townsend

In the playground, I always made people laugh; I used to charge them three pence for an impression of a teacher. It kept me in toffees. — Sue Townsend

I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything. — Sue Townsend

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life. — Sue Townsend

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane ... — Sue Townsend

Every time I start a new piece of work, I spend a long while under the duvet thinking I can't do it. — Sue Townsend

Live with all of your senses. — Sue Townsend

I used to think I had nice arms, but I don't even think that anymore. — Sue Townsend

I usually listen to the same thing over and over again: Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto in D Major. And Leonard Cohen. — Sue Townsend

My second husband encouraged me to go to a writing group at our local theatre. It was my 'coming out of the closet' moment. — Sue Townsend

I used to be the sort of boy who had sand kicked in his face, now I'm the sort of boy who watches somebody else have it kicked in their face — Sue Townsend

I have a slight addiction to Diet Coke, and, of course, I absolutely shouldn't touch it because it makes the kidneys work really hard. — Sue Townsend

I have decided to keep a full journal, in the hope that my life will perhaps seem more interesting when it is written down. — Sue Townsend

we all need to be loved, and we all need to love. — Sue Townsend

Yes - I am usually overweight. I have had to be interested in diet because of being diabetic for 30 years and having kidney failure. — Sue Townsend

I am the world's worst diabetic. — Sue Townsend

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees. — Sue Townsend

I couldn't think of anything to say so I kept quiet. I still can't think of anything to say so I am going to sleep. — Sue Townsend

I never imagined when I began writing in the early 1960s I'd become professional and my life would be transformed. — Sue Townsend

Watching 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is my guilty pleasure. — Sue Townsend

You should only speak when you have something worth saying. — Sue Townsend

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems. — Sue Townsend

When all my kids were at home, I used to write from midnight onwards. — Sue Townsend

Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he'd stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times. — Sue Townsend

I always feel as if I'm a disappointment: that people want a grand dame in furs like Barbara Taylor Bradford. — Sue Townsend

She had always been comforted by confectionery — Sue Townsend

My cream and black Aga. It is the heart of the house, and people congregate around it. — Sue Townsend

Barry Kent's father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head. — Sue Townsend

I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you do? But it's a hard daily battle. — Sue Townsend

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Poor Jesus, it must have been dead awful for him. I wouldn't have the guts to do it myself. — Sue Townsend

The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance. — Sue Townsend

Will you lie to me and promise to read them? Books need to be read. The pages need to be turned. — Sue Townsend

8.45 a.m. My mother is in the hospital grounds smoking a cigarette. She is looking old and haggard. All the debauchery is catching up with her. — Sue Townsend

What's the most important quality a person could have, something that would benefit us all? — Sue Townsend

My skin is dead good. I think it must be a combination of being in love and Lucozade. — Sue Townsend

Alexander assured her, 'Eva, none of us know our children. Because they are not us. — Sue Townsend

I took my sight and mobility for granted. — Sue Townsend

I prefer to keep my secrets to myself, to the grave ... and beyond! — Sue Townsend

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice. — Sue Townsend

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador. — Sue Townsend

Since I learned to read I've used them as a kind of anaesthetic. — Sue Townsend

I must have been a very strange child. I was very pretentious. Like Adrian Mole. — Sue Townsend