Success Funny Quotes
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Success Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations
— Jonathan Tropper
They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.
— Ronald Reagan
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
How very dull our lives would be without literature! How very much dark and poor, how so sad and empty the world would be!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
Were it my cue to fight, I should have known itWithout a prompter. — William Shakespeare
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do.
— Gerry Geek
Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.
— James Patterson
If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
— Richie Norton
I'm a huge Neil Flynn fan.
— Chord Overstreet
A small number of peasants - brave peasants - shot down two Apaches
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
The body is only a garment. How many times you have changed your clothing in this life, yet because of this you would not say that you have changed.
— Bill Guggenheim, Judy Guggenheim
I've had great success being a total idiot.
— Jerry Lewis
I was studying for the SAT's and learning lines.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
It's funny: half my films were flops, half did well. It would be terrible if I'd had only success.
— Claude Lelouch
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
You know ... you keep doing the same things and you keep getting the same result over and over again.
— Warren Buffett
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
Success is always less funny than failure.
— Jon Ronson
A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy.
— Barack Obama
If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed successEthelred The Unready — Robert Asprin
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
— Christopher Moore
All the sorrow, all the bitterness, all the sadness, I forget them and ignore them in the joy of working.
— Camille Pissarro
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld