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The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work. — Ben Fountain

If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations — Jonathan Tropper

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success. — Drake

Still when I go on talk shows, I worry that I have to live up to a comedic persona. — Charlie Day

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country. — Ronald Reagan

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. — Joe Girard

Man, like a light in the night, is kindled and put out. — Heraclitus

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. — Woody Allen

How very dull our lives would be without literature! How very much dark and poor, how so sad and empty the world would be! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom — Abhysheq Shukla

Were it my cue to fight, I should have known it
Without a prompter. — William Shakespeare

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick. — James Patterson

If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin. — Richie Norton

I'm a huge Neil Flynn fan. — Chord Overstreet

A small number of peasants - brave peasants - shot down two Apaches — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

The body is only a garment. How many times you have changed your clothing in this life, yet because of this you would not say that you have changed. — Bill Guggenheim, Judy Guggenheim

I've had great success being a total idiot. — Jerry Lewis

Deep down, I know I have this intuition or instinct that a lot of creative people have, that their demons are also what make them create. — David Byrne

The only time a juggler / Appeals to me / Is when I see him / Miss the ball. — Khalil Gibran

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

I was studying for the SAT's and learning lines. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

It's funny: half my films were flops, half did well. It would be terrible if I'd had only success. — Claude Lelouch

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. — Malcolm Forbes

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. — Sam Shepard

You know ... you keep doing the same things and you keep getting the same result over and over again. — Warren Buffett

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

Success is always less funny than failure. — Jon Ronson

I've never thought in terms of 'men do this' and 'women do that.' — Carly Fiorina

A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy. — Barack Obama

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready — Robert Asprin

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. — Christopher Moore

All the sorrow, all the bitterness, all the sadness, I forget them and ignore them in the joy of working. — Camille Pissarro

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld