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A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains. — Maxim Gorky

I look at modeling as something I'm doing for black people in general. — Naomi Campbell

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley

The poor people are stupid from poverty, and the rich from greed. — Maxim Gorky

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes. — Carlos Mencia

I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap. — Cristin Terrill

I am sure of this: I am not crying. It is just that stupid drops of water that comes out of my eyes, now and then. — Saravana Kumar Murugan

Of course I have regrets; I'm not stupid. — Marianne Faithfull

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me! — Judy Sheindlin

At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill. — Boyle Roche

Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing. — Sarah Dessen

Multitasking makes you stupid - dumber than getting stoned. — Brigid Schulte

I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid. — Tom Ford

Oh, to be half as wonderful as my children thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am. — Rebecca Richards

He closed his glowing eyes and shook his head. "Yeah. It's fucking stupid. It's crazy. It's dangerous. So it'll fit right into your life script. — J.R. Ward

Start making smart decisions now to avoid paying for stupid ones later. — Sophia Amoruso

You're so stupid, sometimes."
"You're stupid."
"Moooom!"
This book is dedicated to our mom. — Daniel Nayeri

I'll argue to the death against stupid legislation, but some rules exist for a reason. — Alastair Reynolds

Stupid to the power of stupid. — Kami Garcia

Stupid people. Their faces are gonna get stuck that way. — Melyssa Winchester

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later. — Karl Lehenbauer

His death had been as futile as his life. He died ingloriously, of a stupid disease, failing once more, even at the end, to accomplish anything. — W. Somerset Maugham

Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and pains. — Vladimir Mayakovsky

If we're bringing up kids that are so stupid that they kill themselves because of a song, what good are the kids in the first place ? — Marilyn Manson

Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths. — Frank Broyles

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer. — George Carlin

'You're stupid,' is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama. — P. J. O'Rourke

Our downfall as a species is that we are arrogant enough to think that we can control Mother Nature and stupid enough to think it is our job. — Greg Peterson

The happiness I saw in her eyes eventually helped ease my pain. As long as she was happy, I was happy. Love was that stupid. — Nald Tabuzo

When your time came, it came, and that was that. You might say something smart on your way out, but you might just as easily say something stupid. — Mitch Albom

I've learned people are watching, so don't do nothing stupid. — Bruno Mars

Our material eye cannot see that a stupid chauvinism is driving us from one noisy, destructive, futile agitation to another. — Anne Sullivan

If people were not wicked I should not mind their being stupid; but, to our misfortune, they are both. — George Sand

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

One second he was in my face, making me feel stupid and useless. The next he was like this: hovering, concerned, worried. — Kelley Armstrong

God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are. — Andrew Wommack

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career. — Jon Cryer

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

What are you doing?"
"Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls

I'm not stupid, nor a liar," I said, "and if I can't do any good, I can at least do something — Naomi Novik

The line between stupid teenaged behavior that causes an end to teenaged lives and stupid teenaged behavior that turns into a prank is very thin. Kids — Carolyn McSparren

If Adam was stupid about his pride, Gansey was stupid about Adam. — Maggie Stiefvater

It's one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It's another to have it captured in writing. — Karl Ove Knausgaard

There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. — Jeff Abbott

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? — Martin Freeman

My great moment of triumph ... It's all turned to dust. I wasn't the heroine of the hour. I was the thoughtless, stupid villain. — Sophie Kinsella

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.' Yeah, right Nietzsche. And who does not drive you crazy, can't steal your job and make you act stupid? — Darcy Maguire

Stupid entropy ruins everything. — Jennifer Ouellette

the brave are merely the stupid who live through their poor decisions. — Brian Fuller

Stupid questions will never exist and won't ever exist. — Deyth Banger

At dawn a great shark mouth appears at the horizon smiling like a stupid angel and chewing silently on the sky. Women — China Mieville

Any stupid remark, quoted often enough, becomes gospel. — Leslie Charteris

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far. — Haruki Murakami

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? — Scott Adams

I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff. — Jessie J.

Forget about tennis, I was scared to open my mouth. I didnt even feel worthy of saying something and not sounding stupid. — Jennifer Capriati

Chyna's dumb ass messed up by trying to run Blaize over. How could she be so stupid to think that no one would see the plates? — Myiesha

If you're going to do something, do something that matters. Don't waste your time doing stupid things with even bigger losers going nowhere. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Like most intellectuals he is intensely stupid. — Pierre-Ambroise Choderlos De Laclos

I don't make people sound stupid. Stupid people make themselves sound stupid when they say stupid things. — Brent Saltzman

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do. — Elvis Costello

Some questions are too stupid to be answered — Ria Tumimomor

Getting hung up on 'how' is just the stupid part of your brain throwing a tantrum because it feels left out. — Mark Frost

This is not her story. But it is the story of that terrible, stupid catastrophe and some of its consequences. — Douglas Adams

Respect got men murdered. Only stupid men die for anything other than money and freedom. — Dennis Liggio

If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, does that make you brave? No, I think that makes you stupid. I will never play without the mask again. — Jacques Plante

I've been called 'Bruce Lee.' I've been called other less offensive, but equally stupid and racist kind of terms. — Randall Park

I do things by the book, even when the book is stupid. You know why? That's how we get the conviction. — Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child

Nonsense is socially OK, but not stupidity. — Mason Cooley

Those who don't heed the warnings don't live to admit they were stupid not to do so. — Amy Tan

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. — Margot Asquith

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.
"That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya — George R R Martin

Sean," I forced a smile, but it might have looked a little scary. "When have I ever done anything stupid?"
"Perfect," he muttered. — Kristen Simmons

He was twisted as a pretzel, he was a tinfoil-halo shitnosed frogstomping king rat asshole, but he wasn't stupid. — Margaret Atwood

Cats never weep, she told herself, no more than wolves. It's just a stupid dream. — George R R Martin

Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them." "I fucking hate cats." "I used to too. You won't for long. — Heidi Cullinan

Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid. — Nick Swardson

Go home, Butch. I'm not going to do anything stupid." [Vishous to Butch]
"Stupider, you mean."
"Semantics are for shit. — J.R. Ward

Love makes people so stupid. — Magnus Flyte

Rules are for the stupid, the clueless, those who cannot be trusted to do the right thing. — Jared Dillian

Persistence can look a lot like stupid. — Kristen Lamb

That's the beauty of stupid questions. They don't deserve answers. -Daniel Hunter — Carly Phillips

Stop using the word 'bromance.' Can we please kill that stupid term? We're just friends. It's called friendship! — Blake Shelton

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid. — Bill Keller

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. — Jim Henson

We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them. — M.F. Moonzajer

God in his infinite wisdom
Did not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour. — Julie Burchill

Almost everywhere, climate change denial now looks as stupid and as unacceptable as Holocaust denial. — George Monbiot

Maybe it was stupid and solipsistic, but I liked to think about me. I didn't want to be part of some trend. — Ned Vizzini

I'm useless when I meet writers I love - I go slack-jawed and stupid with awe. — Katherine Boo

I feel like I've lost so many amazing traits because I've listened to stupid people, ignorant people who are bullies. — Kylie Jenner

With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull. — Charles Churchill

Even if you fail or do something stupid, if you can laugh in the end, that's all that matters. — Kei Kanai

The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me. — Chuck Palahniuk

A girl should never be stupid unless she is pretending to be stupid to save her own life, Lina said. — Sister Souljah

It's just this emptiness between us, the stupid idea I could kiss it away, — Courtney Summers

I've made a lot of stupid action films in my life but I like stupid action films and am kind of proud of them. — Joel Silver