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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. — Paris Hilton

If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it. — Arnold Palmer

When there aren't any smart decisions, I suppose you just have to pick the stupid decision you like best. — Orson Scott Card

How is someone so smart so stupid? You can't make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the worst hooker I ever had — Jason Brant

I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in. — Beth Daniel

College makes you smart. It doesn't make other people stupid. I'm not so sure it makes you so smart, to have a second say. — T. Geronimo Johnson

Sometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Smart people doing stupid things are not smart at all ... — Kenneth G. Ortiz

A stupid friend can hurt you more than a smart enemy. — Erol Ozan

That's because I am. And I'm way too smart to be in love with a stupid girl. So you can drop that right now. — Kiera Cass

Stupid people do stupid things, but people who are smart enough can do something really stupid. — Robert Charles Wilson

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard. — Joe Teti

Most people who own colleges in India haven't. Stupid people go to college. Smart people own them, — Chetan Bhagat

Smart people have the brains, but stupid people have the balls — Ana Saez Gonzalez

Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are. — Steve Carell

Two things make smart men stupid, beautiful women and sports — Colin Cowherd

It's smart to Pretnd to be stupid in front of who is pretend to be smart — Mohammed Sekouty

Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid? — Eminem

Start making smart decisions now to avoid paying for stupid ones later. — Sophia Amoruso

Yeah I am stupid, as a wiseman I don't think I am a clever, but as far I see stupid people count themselves as smart and clever. — Deyth Banger

Better stupid and safe that smart and dead. — Cate Tiernan

They were just people. They were too smart and too stupid to be anything else. — Adam Rex

Friends are people that are willing to tell me when I'm making stupid decisions as well as encourage me onward when I'm making smart ones. — Tim Grahl

Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. — Aaron Sorkin

Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart. — Don Winslow

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things? — George Watsky

You've got to be smart enough to write and stupid enough not to think about all the things that might go wrong. — Sarah Gilbert

We are entering a period of human history that may provide an answer to the question of whether it is better to be smart than stupid. — Noam Chomsky

We walk the brink of racial suicide because we were smart enough to make atomic bombs and stupid enough to use them. — David Zindell

I never wanted to fall in love. Only stupid girls compromised themselves that way, and I was too smart to sell myself short. — Jessica Cutler

There's no drug that'll make a stupid man smart. — Robert Charles Wilson

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. — Brian Celio

It either makes you smarter or stupid #420 — Mohlalefi J Motsima

The course made me think a bit, you know. That we're smart enough to get out of here. We're just too stupid to work out a way. — Cath Crowley

Nothing is wrong in being stupid however being smart and insists that you are is the biggest stupidiy one can fall into. — Hisham Fawzi

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart. — Mel Brooks

Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid! — Helena Rubinstein

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers ... — Robert Kirkman

Making a stupid decision doesn't make you stupid. Just as making a smart decision doesn't necessarily make someone smart. — Cora Carmack

But being smart was overrated. Being stupid and brave and curious? Now that's something stories are made of. Dimarion's — Traci Chee

In short, out-of-control emotions can make smart people stupid. — Daniel Goleman

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. — Samuel Goldwyn

You start at the stupid end of the book, and if you're lucky you finish at the smart end. — Salman Rushdie

Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women. — Orson Scott Card

You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid. — Mel Brooks

Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them" ... — Chetan Bhagat

If you're going to be stupid, at least be smart about it. (Eric Brewster's mother) — Eric Brewster

I never give anyone the benefit of the doubt when it comes to stupidity. People do very, very stupid things, and smart people more than most. — Daniel Polansky

I was smart, to tell you the truth. I'm not really bright, but I'm not stupid. — Bobby Vinton

Do you know how hard it is to get stupid people to do smart things? — Terri Anne Browning

Don't be stupid. It's not smart. — Ty Pennington

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels — Thom Yorke

You can be smart and happy or stupid and miserable ... it's your choice — Gordon B. Hinckley

I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart. — Doug Ose

Smart people only mated with smart people, class structures would ossify. There'd be a permanent underclass of stupid people. — Adelle Waldman

Intelligence without wisdom is nothing more than stupidity that looks smart. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

I think," Nick snarled, "that the stupid bastard isn't smart enough to win a poker hand with a deck of marked cards. — Judith McNaught

To generalize is to be an idiot. — William Blake

How can someone so smart be so fucking stupid?" I — Claire Contreras

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid. — Carl Sagan

Smart people learn from everything and everyone,
Average people from their experiences,
Stupid people already have all the answers. — Socrates

How do you know what it's like to be stupid if you've never been smart? — Lou Holtz

We are smart enough to realise that we are stupid, and stupid enough to make the problem of becoming smarter hard. — Anders Sandberg

The most promising privacy thing is stupid phones. I'm dumping all my smart phones. — John McAfee

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan

Not smart. Happily stupid. Stupidly happy. — Glen Duncan

I sometimes wonder if our world leaders are very smart and just putting us on, or very stupid and mean it. — Mark Twain

Everyone is smart in different ways. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life thinking that it's stupid. — Lynda Mullaly Hunt

Generally, I like to appear smart. I don't admit being stupid when there's any hope I'm not. — Michelle Sagara West

I think my audience is smart. If there's a way to be entertained and get things out - real things, not stupid moral crap - that's the best. — Michael Pitt

There's no such thing as 'hard sell' and 'soft sell.' There's only 'smart sell' and 'stupid sell.' — Leo Burnett

I most fear stupid people. Stupid people will do anything. Truly smart people will do only what is logical for them to do. — C.J. Cherryh

My wit is only as stupid as the audience. — Aleksandra Ninkovic

It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider. — John S. Hall

The greatest power of bureaucracies is to make the smart act stupid and the good to act evil. — Raul Ramos Y Sanchez

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? — Scott Adams

When your time came, it came, and that was that. You might say something smart on your way out, but you might just as easily say something stupid. — Mitch Albom

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid. — Bill Keller

I've always believed that a person is smart. It's people that are stupid. — Marilyn Manson

Where religion clashes with science is that religion makes smart people do stupid things. — P.Z. Myers

I didn't say you weren't smart. I said you were stupid."
"I guess I'm too dumb to see the difference. — Cath Crowley

We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people ... Go figure. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore.
I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk — Chuck Palahniuk

Think of all the smart people made stupid by flaws of character. The finest watch isn't fine long when used as a hammer. — James Richardson

I don't debate where there is no debate. I'm smart. You're stupid. Debate over. — J'son M. Lee

Stupid is the New Smart. — Richie Norton

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson

Smart stupid. Stupid smart. — Michael Grant

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long. — Steve Harvey

I know how it works, Esther. I graduated from Harvard." "Book-smart, but life-stupid," said Esther. — Paullina Simons

Why are stupid people so confident and why are smart people so shy? The effect of Dunning-Kruger. — Anna G.

I would advise a stupid woman always to follow her hsuband - however, a smart woman should rely on her own instincts. — Peter Prange

There are only stupid decisions waiting for me here. But I've never cared all that much for being smart. — Cora Carmack

I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid. — Taylor Swift

I didn't get to be this smart by not being stupid — Allison Mackie

If this is a smart world then I want to be stupid. — Bryant McGill

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. — Bertrand Russell

The Pakistanis are straightforward and sometimes extremely stupid. The Indians are more devious, sometimes so smart that we fall for their line. — Richard M. Nixon

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid. — Larry Wall