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If she had learnt any lesson today it was that men were stupid, helpless creatures made needlessly cruel by their terror of showing their feelings. — Jayne Bauling

If only my genitals didn't float
When I relaxed in the bath
And we both looked down and we both agreed
It's stupid to be a man — Leonard Cohen

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. — Dorothy Parker

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl. — Bill Peterson

Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men. — Eugene O'Neill

Only stupid men would want stupid wives! — Robert Thier

Nancy pursed her lips. "Men are stupid." "Agreed! — Jenn McKinlay

The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me? — Storm Jameson

In the birthing process, you come out just realizing how stupid and weak men are! I mean, I might as well not have been in there, we're useless! — Heath Ledger

At first, I felt proud when someone said 'Your work looks like a man did it.' Then I realized that was stupid — Annette Messager

You took on a Quest, which is a thing only men - and exceedingly stupid men, usually - do. — Catherynne M Valente

A clever man can see the world from a cave much better than a stupid man can from the top of a mountain! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I always hoped I'd be the one to tame the bad boy. It's a stupid girly thing, the universal belief in vagina magic where men change after having some. — Milana Jacks

Then again, modern day men were stupid — Rose Wynters

The ant is a collectively intelligent and individually stupid animal; man is the opposite. — Karl Von Frisch

What a diva!"
"Stupid, men can't be divas ... "
"Divo, then."
"That just sounds weird. Call him a jerk and be done with it. — Lisa Mantchev

All brave men are slightly stupid. — Mark Haddon

Two things make smart men stupid, beautiful women and sports — Colin Cowherd

Stupid men, always thinking they're the ones who get to do the rescuing. — Peadar O'Guilin

No man [ ... ] can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free, being the image and resemblance of God himself. — John Milton

Crooked Warden," said Locke, "men are stupid. Protect us from ourselves. If you can't, let it be quick and painless. — Scott Lynch

In Haig's presence, Kissinger referred pointedly to military men as "dumb, stupid animals to be used" as pawns for foreign policy. — Bob Woodward

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. — Horace

War is mankind's most tragic and stupid folly; to seek or advise its deliberate provocation is a black crime against all men. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stupid British men, dropping women and seducing them in gardens. — Rachel Van Dyken

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal. — John Fowles

I Told You, Men Are Stupid — Wendi Bear

I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid. — Don Van Vliet

An angry man is always a stupid man. — Chinua Achebe

Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality. — Clive James

Men are sheep. Which is why armies and wars are possible. They die victims of their stupid docility. — Gabriel Chevallier

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. — Dani Alexander

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid. — Katie MacAlister

The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

A brand from a brand | is kindled and burned, And fire from fire begotten; And man by his speech | is known to men, And the stupid by their stillness. — Anonymous

Men were stupid to forget what good sleuths women could be. — Edan Lepucki

There's no drug that'll make a stupid man smart. — Robert Charles Wilson

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. — Faina Ranevskaya

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. — Du Mu

The world is run by one million evil men, ten million stupid men, and a hundred million cowards. — Gregory David Roberts

He believed dark feys didn't get a mate, but she mentally waved that away because men often believed stupid shit. — Kresley Cole

Kate was never going to understand the extent to which men were stupid. — Chris Pavone

The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them. — Oscar Wilde

Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women. — Orson Scott Card

It's not fair, men get to go off and chase around the country and get medals for doing stupid things and women get to sit home and worry. — Nancy E. Turner

Men are stupid; women are crazy. And women are crazy because men are stupid. — Nelle L'Amour

In a stupid nation the man of genius becomes a god : everybody worships him and nobody does his will. — George Bernard Shaw

I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs. — N.M. Silber

Women have more energy, for a greater number of years, than men. Men, as they age, become either more wise or more stupid. — Sandro Veronesi

And although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid. — Richard M. Sherman

As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day. — Kurt Vonnegut

Men. What they do. It's so sick and stupid. You can't believe it. — Alice Munro

In time of war all countries behave equally badly, because the power of action is handed over to stupid and obstinate men. — Kenneth Clark

She would have kissed him, if she kissed stupid men. — Tamora Pierce

It will all go on as long as women are stupid enough to go on bringing men into the world ... — Dorothy Richardson

I am trying to be a girl who is real and has an opinion. Might say stupid things but not scared of men, and for me that's important. — Sonam Kapoor

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. — H.L. Mencken

Men have been growing more stupid for several thousand years; I myself shall waste no tears at his demise'- old British man in Earth Abides — George R. Stewart

I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man. — Billie Joe Armstrong

Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy. — Henry Kissinger

God! How men of letters are stupid. — Napoleon Bonaparte

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. — Alexandre Dumas

Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men. — Richard Nickel

Only a man could come up with something so ruthless, so essentially stupid and yet brutally effective. — Liane Moriarty

School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers. — H.L. Mencken

Men are so stupid and concerned with their present needs, they will always let themselves be deceived. — Niccolo Machiavelli

She'd read somewhere that every woman got a freebie stupid mistake when it came to men. — Jill Shalvis

Man is certainly the most disgusting kind of worm that has ever crawled on this stupid ugly planet. — William C. Brown

Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them. — Coco Chanel

I never heard tell of any clever man that came of entirely stupid people. — Thomas Carlyle

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Gerard is an open-minded and passionate man. I am the opposite: stubborn and stupid. But sometimes stupid behaviour makes you win. — Arsene Wenger

The less intelligent the white man is, the more stupid he thinks the black. — Andre Gide

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. — Rita Rudner

Intelligent men are cruel. Stupid men are monstrously cruel. — Jack London

Men did stupid things when they got romantic ideas in their heads. — Ronie Kendig

No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free. — John Milton

The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid. — Terry Pratchett

You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one. — Christina, Queen Of Sweden

She was the type of woman who caused men to do stupid shit they would later look back on with disbelief. — Scott Hildreth

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question. — Edward Abbey

The greatest weapon against big stupid men was a sharp mind. — Melina Marchetta

An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies ... all the stupid men. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

In the stream.- Mighty waters draw much stone and rubble along with them; mighty spirits many stupid and bewildered heads. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Respect got men murdered. Only stupid men die for anything other than money and freedom. — Dennis Liggio

Perhaps a normal man is supposed to be stupid-how do we know? Perhaps it's even very beautiful. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid. — Spider Robinson

Men ask such stupid questions. — Debra Dixon

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long. — Steve Harvey

There was never an idea started that woke up men out of their stupid indifference but its originator was spoken of as a crank. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. — Bertrand Russell

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops. — Peter Ustinov

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. — Jane Austen

Even animals know how stupid the wars are, but men, know not yet! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain.
~Toshiro Hitsugaya — Tite Kubo

Man is stupid, phenomenally stupid. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

Men are failures, not because they are stupid, but because they are not sufficiently impassioned. — Maxwell Struthers Burt

Anyone who says that women do not have influence in men's decisions makes a vast and stupid mistake. — Lisa See

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. — Andrea Dworkin

See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster. — Richard Kadrey