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Both Hindu, as well as Islamic fundamentalism, feed on the poverty of the masses.
— Michel Chossudovsky
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
— Carlos Mencia
If you try to carry everything around all the time, pretty soon you end up flat on your back in bed, too big to get up or even turn over.
— Jennifer Niven
138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs
— Pokemon Jokes
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
— Ray Romano
'My Life' is soft, with notes of pear and gardenia, but still bold, with a woody base.
— Mary J. Blige
Baseball is a game of inches.
— Branch Rickey
Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!
- Make your choice! — Deyth Banger
- Make your choice! — Deyth Banger
Electricity sparked between them at the touch, and she savored the way he made her yearn. How the crush of their lips together inspired revelations.
— Katherine McIntyre
America's health care system is in crisis precisely because we systematically neglect wellness and prevention.
— Tom Harkin
You don't make stupid jokes in art.
— Martin Kippenberger
The greatest powers cannot injure a man's character whose reputation is unblemished among his party.
— Lord Chesterfield
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions
— Criss Jami
If you're a human being, you can attempt to do what other human beings have done. We don't understand talent any more than we understand electricity.
— Maya Angelou
In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.
— Danny DeVito
I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make the DJs look stupid.
— Joe Perry
The poor teachers! Trained in the traditional sciences, they were totally lost when trying to teach us about pigs or paddy fields.
— Ji-li Jiang
Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who cracks stupid jokes to make up for being shy.
— Katie Crouch
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
— Sarah Silverman
All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.
— Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Espresso is a miracle of chemistry in a cup,
— Andrea Illy
If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.
— Haruki Murakami