Stupid Jokes Quotes
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What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
— Carlos Mencia
138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs
— Pokemon Jokes
I just watched you bend over a pool table in those ridiculously tight jeans. Over. And over. You think I could stop at kissing?
— Tessa Bailey
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
— Ray Romano
Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice! — Deyth Banger
Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who cracks stupid jokes to make up for being shy.
— Katie Crouch
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions
— Criss Jami
The march of humanity, springing as it does from an infinite multitude of individual wills, is continuous.
— Leo Tolstoy
You don't make stupid jokes in art.
— Martin Kippenberger
That which you look upon as your own you may keep only so long as the world allows you to own it.
— Mahatma Gandhi
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
— Sarah Silverman
We live in a world where there is more and more information, and less and less meaning.
— Jean Baudrillard
Someday we'll know if love can move a mountain.
— Mandy Moore
All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes.
— Jean-Pierre Jeunet
In prayer we shift the center of living from self-consciousness to self-surrender
— Abraham Joshua Heschel
If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.
— Haruki Murakami