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Do not blame God for your stupid decisions. — Laura Schlessinger

My God, to read without joy is stupid. — John Williams

The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me? — Storm Jameson

God invites. We decline. And because of that single foolhardy decision we spend the rest of our lives 'declining'. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

Nobody knows what God's plan is for your life, but a whole lot of people will guess for you if you let them. — Shannon L. Alder

Let the presence of God INVADE you today. It's all about Him ... don't get distracted by the stupid things of the enemy. Remember, God wins! — Kari Jobe

I did apply for more than 200 scholarships and finally I got one, but you are telling me now "God gave it to me!" Don't you think you are too stupid? — M.F. Moonzajer

No man [ ... ] can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free, being the image and resemblance of God himself. — John Milton

That God should allow good people to be as bestially stupid as that--rose against me like a towering blasphemy. — G.K. Chesterton

We are more concerned about looking stupid (a fear of people) than we are about acting sinfully (a fear of God). — Edward T. Welch

I sat alone in that stupid forest asking God to tell me what to do. — Edwina Gateley

Off so stupid mothers... so stupid plans... what are you planning..., for god sake??? — Deyth Banger

Stupid that everyone in his case
Is praising his particular opinion!
If Islam means submission to God,
We all live and die in Islam. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. — Rick Perry

God, I feel so stupid. — Richelle Mead

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid. — Jim Gaffigan

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid. — Joan Bauer

God, they hit you with the stupid stick way, way too hard. — Heidi Cullinan

God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he [Hitler] was sent to us by God to save Germany. — Hermann Goring

In a stupid nation the man of genius becomes a god : everybody worships him and nobody does his will. — George Bernard Shaw

Oh no. Oh God. I couldn't possibly be so stupid."
"Don't limit yourself. You can be anything you wish. — Tessa Dare

Stupidity is letting your pride rob you of God's blessings. — Shannon L. Alder

I hated to admit it, but he was all sorts of sexy felon. God, what was wrong with me? That kiss had made me stupid. — Jay Crownover

I don't know how many times someone has come up to me and said, "Hey, Lets dance!". I hate dancing. God, it's stupid. — David Bowie

Man with all his shrewdness is as stupid about understanding by himself the mysteries of God, as an ass is incapable of understanding musical harmony. — John Calvin

God doesn't ordain stupidity. — Shannon L. Alder

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile. — George Carlin

Yessir, some things is sin 'cause God says so. Some things is sin 'cause they hurt other people. And some things is just pure-dee stupid. — David Hopper

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. — Dwight L. Moody

God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are. — Andrew Wommack

God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron) — Kim Harrison

And God help them both, if it hadn't been for Saxton, Qhuinn would have dropped the l-word right then and there, even though the timing was stupid. — J.R. Ward

we don't have a god of bloody stupid ideas — Jennifer Fallon

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them. — Margaret Mitchell

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. — Dean Koontz

Racism is stupid. It's an insult to God, arrogantly implying that God goofed-up when he chose to make us all different. — Rick Warren

Whoever is so stupid as to imagine God to be either masculine or feminine openly shows that he is as bad a philosopher as a theologian. — Marie De Gournay

To settle for anything less than a true, glorious, exalted vision of God is utterly stupid and utterly sinful. — Stephen Altrogge

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. — Faina Ranevskaya

God! How men of letters are stupid. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

We should create law based on the God of the Bible, — Sarah Palin

Stupid, all-knowing god. — Laura Kaye

God in his infinite wisdom
Did not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes

I love all those stupid, cheesy chat-up lines like 'Did God take the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes?' But I never get chatted up. — Jamelia

An atheist has to know a lot more than I know. An atheist is someone who knows there is no god. By some definitions atheism is very stupid. — Carl Sagan

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. — Dave Barry