Stupid Quotes
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Stupid Quotes & Sayings
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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
— Kirstie Alley
What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
— Carlos Mencia
I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap.
— Cristin Terrill
I am sure of this: I am not crying. It is just that stupid drops of water that comes out of my eyes, now and then.
— Saravana Kumar Murugan
Of course I have regrets; I'm not stupid.
— Marianne Faithfull
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
— Judy Sheindlin
Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing.
— Sarah Dessen
Multitasking makes you stupid - dumber than getting stoned.
— Brigid Schulte
Oh, to be half as wonderful as my children thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
— Rebecca Richards
You're so stupid, sometimes.""You're stupid."
"Moooom!"
This book is dedicated to our mom. — Daniel Nayeri
I'll argue to the death against stupid legislation, but some rules exist for a reason.
— Alastair Reynolds
Stupid to the power of stupid.
— Kami Garcia
Stupid people. Their faces are gonna get stuck that way.
— Melyssa Winchester
You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.
— Karl Lehenbauer
His death had been as futile as his life. He died ingloriously, of a stupid disease, failing once more, even at the end, to accomplish anything.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and pains.
— Vladimir Mayakovsky
If we're bringing up kids that are so stupid that they kill themselves because of a song, what good are the kids in the first place ?
— Marilyn Manson
Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths.
— Frank Broyles
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
— George Carlin
'You're stupid,' is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Our downfall as a species is that we are arrogant enough to think that we can control Mother Nature and stupid enough to think it is our job.
— Greg Peterson
The happiness I saw in her eyes eventually helped ease my pain. As long as she was happy, I was happy. Love was that stupid.
— Nald Tabuzo
Our material eye cannot see that a stupid chauvinism is driving us from one noisy, destructive, futile agitation to another.
— Anne Sullivan
If people were not wicked I should not mind their being stupid; but, to our misfortune, they are both.
— George Sand
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
One second he was in my face, making me feel stupid and useless. The next he was like this: hovering, concerned, worried.
— Kelley Armstrong
God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are.
— Andrew Wommack
If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.
— Jon Cryer
What are you doing?""Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls
I'm not stupid, nor a liar," I said, "and if I can't do any good, I can at least do something
— Naomi Novik
The line between stupid teenaged behavior that causes an end to teenaged lives and stupid teenaged behavior that turns into a prank is very thin. Kids
— Carolyn McSparren
If Adam was stupid about his pride, Gansey was stupid about Adam.
— Maggie Stiefvater
It's one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It's another to have it captured in writing.
— Karl Ove Knausgaard
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
My great moment of triumph ... It's all turned to dust. I wasn't the heroine of the hour. I was the thoughtless, stupid villain.
— Sophie Kinsella
Stupid entropy ruins everything.
— Jennifer Ouellette
Stupid questions will never exist and won't ever exist.
— Deyth Banger
At dawn a great shark mouth appears at the horizon smiling like a stupid angel and chewing silently on the sky. Women
— China Mieville
Any stupid remark, quoted often enough, becomes gospel.
— Leslie Charteris
If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.
— Haruki Murakami
Forget about tennis, I was scared to open my mouth. I didnt even feel worthy of saying something and not sounding stupid.
— Jennifer Capriati
If you're going to do something, do something that matters. Don't waste your time doing stupid things with even bigger losers going nowhere.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Like most intellectuals he is intensely stupid.
— Pierre-Ambroise Choderlos De Laclos
I don't make people sound stupid. Stupid people make themselves sound stupid when they say stupid things.
— Brent Saltzman
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do.
— Elvis Costello
Some questions are too stupid to be answered
— Ria Tumimomor
Getting hung up on 'how' is just the stupid part of your brain throwing a tantrum because it feels left out.
— Mark Frost
This is not her story. But it is the story of that terrible, stupid catastrophe and some of its consequences.
— Douglas Adams
Respect got men murdered. Only stupid men die for anything other than money and freedom.
— Dennis Liggio
If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, does that make you brave? No, I think that makes you stupid. I will never play without the mask again.
— Jacques Plante
I've been called 'Bruce Lee.' I've been called other less offensive, but equally stupid and racist kind of terms.
— Randall Park
I do things by the book, even when the book is stupid. You know why? That's how we get the conviction.
— Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child
Nonsense is socially OK, but not stupidity.
— Mason Cooley
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano.
— Margot Asquith
If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya — George R R Martin
Sean," I forced a smile, but it might have looked a little scary. "When have I ever done anything stupid?""Perfect," he muttered. — Kristen Simmons
He was twisted as a pretzel, he was a tinfoil-halo shitnosed frogstomping king rat asshole, but he wasn't stupid.
— Margaret Atwood
Cats never weep, she told herself, no more than wolves. It's just a stupid dream.
— George R R Martin
Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them." "I fucking hate cats." "I used to too. You won't for long.
— Heidi Cullinan
Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
— Nick Swardson
Love makes people so stupid.
— Magnus Flyte
Rules are for the stupid, the clueless, those who cannot be trusted to do the right thing.
— Jared Dillian
Persistence can look a lot like stupid.
— Kristen Lamb
Stop using the word 'bromance.' Can we please kill that stupid term? We're just friends. It's called friendship!
— Blake Shelton
Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.
— Bill Keller
We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them.
— M.F. Moonzajer
God in his infinite wisdomDid not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes
I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.
— Julie Burchill
Almost everywhere, climate change denial now looks as stupid and as unacceptable as Holocaust denial.
— George Monbiot
Maybe it was stupid and solipsistic, but I liked to think about me. I didn't want to be part of some trend.
— Ned Vizzini
I feel like I've lost so many amazing traits because I've listened to stupid people, ignorant people who are bullies.
— Kylie Jenner
With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull.
— Charles Churchill
Even if you fail or do something stupid, if you can laugh in the end, that's all that matters.
— Kei Kanai
The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me.
— Chuck Palahniuk
A girl should never be stupid unless she is pretending to be stupid to save her own life, Lina said.
— Sister Souljah
It's just this emptiness between us, the stupid idea I could kiss it away,
— Courtney Summers
