Stripper Quotes
Collection of top 39 famous quotes about Stripper
Stripper Quotes & Sayings
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Jesus H. Christ on a stripper pole!
— Scott Blagden
He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.
— Gena Showalter
Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower.
— Justin Halpern
What do you mean? We have it, we raise it, we send it to school, keep it from getting eaten by wolves or becoming a stripper, and we're good.
— Jay Crownover
Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser
The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all.
— Clive Barker
I can't find a goddamn fucking job and I'm too fat to be a stripper, I said as I polished off a stale croissant.
— Lena Dunham
She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like.
— Shannon Celebi
She was wearing a black pantsuit with a pale pink turtleneck underneath, a painfully aspirational look for a stripper.
— Gillian Flynn
Christ! He thought we even have a male stripper. What's he going to do, throw his thong at the vampires?
— Derek Gunn
Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.
— Colleen Hoover
People expect me to be with some stripper ... That's just the kind of woman I work with.
— Luther Campbell
I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.
— Maureen Johnson
Well, she's either Jackie or . . . hey, how about Stormy? Like some North Hollywood stripper?
— H.W. "Buzz" Bernard
There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.
— Jay Asher
I told him if he pulled my tuition I would gladly get a job as a stripper to pay my way through med school, and he hadn't liked it one bit.
— Jay Crownover
No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George.
— Penny Reid
Where is Barbie?"The female shifter snickered and choked it off.
"Is there a stripper pole? — Ilona Andrews
And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.
— James R Tuck
Consider me your candy stripper ... I mean striper.
— Simone Elkeles
Next time, I'll get a male stripper. All parties should be equal opportunity hard-ons. What do you like? Cops? Firemen?
— Ashlan Thomas
Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.
— Jamie McGuire
People think that I changed my name. I could've been an actress, a superhero, or a stripper.
— January Jones