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It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.

Nothing human surprises me.

The Filipino houseboy was conscious now

My work is one long triumph over my limitations.

A man should always observe fanaticism when he gets the chance.

Outside of taking care of a man's needs, women don't get much pleasure out of life, anyways.

he was an oddity of some magnitude.

Thinking, when you first try it, is very difficult.

By the end of a short walk, the septic tip of a cane probably collects enough germs to destroy a small city.

No whiskey, no religion, nothing.

Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.