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I'm online, therefore I am. — Stewart Lee Beck

Enter at the exit — Trenton Lee Stewart

The missing aren't missing, they're only departed,
All minds keep all thoughts - so like gold - closely guarded, — Trenton Lee Stewart

I'm just confusing the thrill of being young with the notion that the era in which I was young was in any way especially creative or remarkable. — Stewart Lee

A lie stands on one foot but the truth stands on 2. — Trenton Lee Stewart

You are the smartest children i know. You just don't beleive it. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Everything is as it should be. — Trenton Lee Stewart

It just supports my personal opinion that he's a wacko — Trenton Lee Stewart

I've only just arrived, Kate. It may surprise you to learn that you were my top priority. — Trenton Lee Stewart

And please don't call me that.
I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Was it worse for him, Reynie wondered, to have felt loved and then rejected? Or was it worse to have always felt alone? — Trenton Lee Stewart

There was a unique pleasure in knowing a friend so well, Reynie reflected, rather like sharing a secret code. — Trenton Lee Stewart

You know what i like about buttons? They're very small things that hold bigger things together. Awfully important, buttons - little but strong. — Trenton Lee Stewart

For every exit, there is also an entrance. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn
always keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Don't thank me,' Mr. Curtain called as the door slid closed. 'Impress me! — Trenton Lee Stewart

I was always interested in the possibility maybe of finding my way into a big adventure. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Milligan! Come and tell us why you're so dreadfully glum!" ~ Constance, The Mysterious Benedict Society — Trenton Lee Stewart

Poor Kate," said Constance, "she's lost her marbles. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Good grief! They're going to call us inside soon, and Sticky hasn't even met Madge yet!"
"Who's Madge?" Sticky asked.
"Her Majesty the Queen! — Trenton Lee Stewart

I tend to find characters who lack vulnerability dull. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Au contraire..."
"What?" Constance demanded.
Curtain blinked.
~ The Perilous Journey — Trenton Lee Stewart

What is life without laughter? — Trenton Lee Stewart

Books had been her means of escape; now they would be her refuge. — Trenton Lee Stewart

I'm an orphan!" Constance cried gleefully. "I'm an orphan!" ~ The Prisoner's Dilemma — Trenton Lee Stewart

Listen, just do what you think is right, and we'll support it." ~ Sticky Washington, The Prisoner's Dilemma — Trenton Lee Stewart

Remember the White Knight. — Trenton Lee Stewart

My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking. — Stewart Lee Beck

They stared out their window at night enough to know where the darkest shadows lay, and it was to the darkest shadows they kept. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Children are capable of such open rudeness. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Go on, Kate. I don't want to have fallen four stories for nothing. - Milligan — Trenton Lee Stewart

It's not going to be over until we say so. — Trenton Lee Stewart

At this time to refuse or neglect to give coffee to their wives was a legitimate cause for divorce among the Turks." William H. Ukers (1873-1945). — Stewart Lee Allen

She announced her age right away, for children consider their ages every bit as important as their names. — Trenton Lee Stewart

I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before. — Stewart Lee Beck

I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius. — Jez Butterworth

My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted. — Stewart Lee Beck

Every great thinker keeps a journal, you know. — Trenton Lee Stewart

May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules. — Trenton Lee Stewart

There's a difference between remembering and thinking, — Trenton Lee Stewart

Is this what family is like: the feeling that everyone's connected, that with one piece missing, the whole thing's broken? — Trenton Lee Stewart

As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute. — Stewart Lee Beck

If we're just trying to be accurate, then how about 'The Doomed to Fail Bunch'?" said Constance.
"Honestly! We can't even name ourselves. — Trenton Lee Stewart

The gym is always open, except when it's closed. — Trenton Lee Stewart

In other words, you are our last possible hope. You are our only hope. — Trenton Lee Stewart

If you are a young comic reading this and are worried that you have sold out, or may sell out at some point, DO IT! KILL YOURSELF NOW! — Stewart Lee

Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance? — Stewart Lee Beck

Sometimes, Reynie, trouble itself is the key. - Mr. Benedict — Trenton Lee Stewart

Daddy, will you take me to the mill, again? — Trenton Lee Stewart

Kate laid her hand against his cheek. "Why do you keep doing this? Why do you keep getting hurt?"
"Bad habit," Milligan mumbled. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Remember, children. For every exit, there is also an entrance. ~ Milligan, The Mysterious Benedict Society — Trenton Lee Stewart