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The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance. — Shelley Berman

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too. — Steve Allen

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. — Steve Allen

We are entitled to make almost any reasonable assumption, but should resist making conclusions until evidence requires that we do so. — Steve Allen

The secret to my success, is that I'm just too dumb to know that I can't do it. — Steve W. Allen

I try to penetrate the lane like Steve Nash, pass like Jason Kidd, and handle the ball like Allen Iverson. Remember, I said 'try to'. — Chris Paul

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. — Steve Allen

I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show. — Elvis Presley

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen. — Oscar Levant

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. — Steve Allen

The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhart, by Carol Burnett, by Lucille Ball. — Ellen DeGeneres

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. — Steve Allen

We must never forget that both good and evil flow from the Bible. It is therefore not above criticism. — Steve Allen

Son of a bitch! You're Steve Allen! — Steve Allen

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless — Steve Allen

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever. — Steve Allen

Everybody is somewhere. — Steve Allen

Ideas have consequences, and totally erroneous ideas are likely to have destructive consequences. — Steve Allen

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. — Steve Allen

It was Scotty Moore's guitar riff [in "I Want You, I Need You, I Love You"] when he was doing The Steve Allen Show that got me into rock music. — Elton John

One social evil for which the New Testament is clearly in part responsible is anti-Semitism. — Steve Allen

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics. — Steve Allen

Just as with cars, it's critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes. — Steve Allen

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake. — Steve Allen

Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself. — Steve Allen

Civilization itself ... can easily be swept aside when mob passions are aroused. — Steve Allen

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. — Steve Allen

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. — Steve Allen

I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have never interviewed. Then, after those two? Steve Jobs. — Charlie Rose

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. — Steve Allen

Thousands of years ago only Christ could walk on the water. Today anybody can do it; you just step on the garbage. — Steve Allen

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face. — Tim Conway

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality. — Steve Allen