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Status Funny Quotes By Theodore Sturgeon: No man can rob successfully over a period

No man can rob successfully over a period of years without pleasing the people he robs. — Theodore Sturgeon

Status Funny Quotes By Dieter Rams: Good design is honest.

Good design is honest. — Dieter Rams

Status Funny Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: I'm not a facebook status you don't have

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa

Status Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz

Status Funny Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: I'll always touch you.

I'll always touch you. — Jimi Hendrix

Status Funny Quotes By Julia Quinn: Happy endings are all I can do. I

Happy endings are all I can do. I wouldn't know how to write anything else. — Julia Quinn

Status Funny Quotes By George Clooney: I had to stop going to auditions thinking,

I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem. — George Clooney

Status Funny Quotes By Wyclef Jean: I come from a hut, from a hut

I come from a hut, from a hut I went to the projects, from the projects I went to a mansion so you out there you have ABSOLUTLY NO EXCUSE! — Wyclef Jean

Status Funny Quotes By Shahla Khan: Face Book keeps asking me to complete my

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

Status Funny Quotes By Joseph Addison: Plenty of people wish to become devout, but

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. — Joseph Addison

Status Funny Quotes By George Packer: It seems preposterous now, but Amazon began as

It seems preposterous now, but Amazon began as a bookstore. — George Packer

Status Funny Quotes By John Bingham: I didn't train all that time just to

I didn't train all that time just to come here and get it over with as fast as I can — John Bingham

Status Funny Quotes By Luigina Sgarro: I'm glad I do not have a rebellious

I'm glad I do not have a rebellious nature, so I am not forced to do things just because others do not want. — Luigina Sgarro

Status Funny Quotes By Steve Allen: I used to be a heavy gambler. But

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. — Steve Allen

Status Funny Quotes By Alison Eastwood: I always felt that with luxury came cruelty.

I always felt that with luxury came cruelty. I do my best to live a happy, prosperous life, but I don't indulge in a lot of luxury. — Alison Eastwood

Status Funny Quotes By Stacia Kane: Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even

Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts — Stacia Kane

Status Funny Quotes By Coleman Barks: Ramana Maharshi and Rumi would agree: the joy

Ramana Maharshi and Rumi would agree: the joy of being human is in uncovering the core we already are, the treasure buried in the ruin. — Coleman Barks