Statistics Humor Quotes
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Statistics Humor Quotes & Sayings
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God doesn't bless us just to make us happy; He blesses us to make us a blessing.
— Warren W. Wiersbe
Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal.
— Henci Goer
My mother taught me a lot about respect for all living things - for plants and animals. I am a vegetarian. I was brought up that way.
— David LaChapelle
I feel like God gives you what you deserve. Whatever that time is, you get what you deserve.
— Common
We grow accustomed to the dark when light is put away— Emily Dickinson
It's essentially encouraging parents, teachers, and caretakers to remind children how special they are on a regular basis.
— Debra Messing
Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
— Edgar Fiedler
Anyone know any long-term couples living three time zones apart?
— Amy Argetsinger
I have lived long enough both in years and in accomplishments.
— Julius Caesar
In my opinion, moderation is a vastly overrated virtue, particularly when applied to work
— Barbara Taylor Bradford
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
The heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality and the heartbreaking impossibilty of lying about it
— Kurt Vonnegut
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
— Scott Dikkers
