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War is the certain proof that humans find death more attractive than life. — Stefan Boldisor

God doesn't bless us just to make us happy; He blesses us to make us a blessing. — Warren W. Wiersbe

Of course, if 40% of women need oxytocin to progress normally, then something is wrong with the definition of normal. — Henci Goer

My mother taught me a lot about respect for all living things - for plants and animals. I am a vegetarian. I was brought up that way. — David LaChapelle

I feel like God gives you what you deserve. Whatever that time is, you get what you deserve. — Common

We grow accustomed to the dark when light is put away
— Emily Dickinson

It's essentially encouraging parents, teachers, and caretakers to remind children how special they are on a regular basis. — Debra Messing

Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor. — Edgar Fiedler

Anyone know any long-term couples living three time zones apart? — Amy Argetsinger

I have lived long enough both in years and in accomplishments. — Julius Caesar

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey. — Banksy

In my opinion, moderation is a vastly overrated virtue, particularly when applied to work — Barbara Taylor Bradford

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I am still learning every day not to watch other people's careers and compare. — Joely Fisher

The heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality and the heartbreaking impossibilty of lying about it — Kurt Vonnegut

Did you know that ninety-eight percent of statistics are made up on the spot? — Kim Harrington

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. — Scott Dikkers

I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys
but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly! — Richard Feynman

I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. — Jen Lancaster