Stand Up Comedy Jokes Quotes
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With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.
— Chris Hardwick
Fame is useful in certain ways, because it helps you get more roles.
— Mia Wasikowska
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
— Louis C.K.
... what splendid dreams young people build upon a word, and how bitter is the pain when the bright bubbles burst.
— Louisa May Alcott
All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.
— Michael Schur
I love ambiguity. People are that way. People are very hard to work out. No one is just strong or just fragile, or anything like that.
— Emily Blunt
The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar.
— Stevie Nicks
Extreme views are never just; something always turns up which disturbs the calculations formed upon their data.
— Benjamin Disraeli
3D doesn't work quite so well with quick cuts and I probably would have done some longer takes had I really taken that information onboard.
— Joe Wright
I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
— Yogi Berra
The wrong man could have brought it all crashing down," she told him. "A different man might have collapsed under the weight of the responsibility.
— Julie Anne Long
You can fool yourself, you know. You'd think it's impossible, but it turns out it's the easiest thing of all.
— Jodi Picoult
I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to the words in the middle. (32)
— John Green
We have mistaken the nature of poverty, and thought it was economic poverty. No, it is poverty of soul, deprivation of God's recreating, loving peace.
— Thomas R. Kelly