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With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. — Chris Hardwick

Fame is useful in certain ways, because it helps you get more roles. — Mia Wasikowska

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

As for she's concerned the world has two king of people in it: predators and prey. — Claudia Gray

... what splendid dreams young people build upon a word, and how bitter is the pain when the bright bubbles burst. — Louisa May Alcott

All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories. — Michael Schur

I love ambiguity. People are that way. People are very hard to work out. No one is just strong or just fragile, or anything like that. — Emily Blunt

The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar. — Stevie Nicks

Extreme views are never just; something always turns up which disturbs the calculations formed upon their data. — Benjamin Disraeli

3D doesn't work quite so well with quick cuts and I probably would have done some longer takes had I really taken that information onboard. — Joe Wright

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine. — Yogi Berra

Hollywood Joohn Tatum? He does at least 6,000 sit ups and 10,000 pushups a day! — Scott D. Anthony

The wrong man could have brought it all crashing down," she told him. "A different man might have collapsed under the weight of the responsibility. — Julie Anne Long

You can fool yourself, you know. You'd think it's impossible, but it turns out it's the easiest thing of all. — Jodi Picoult

We artists are hypersensitive, or we wouldn't be - couldn't be - artists. — R. O. Blechman

I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to the words in the middle. (32) — John Green

We have mistaken the nature of poverty, and thought it was economic poverty. No, it is poverty of soul, deprivation of God's recreating, loving peace. — Thomas R. Kelly

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza