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Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Chris Rock: Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV. — Chris Rock

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Jenny Slate: I am a comedian and I started in

I am a comedian and I started in stand-up when I was 22. — Jenny Slate

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Denis Leary: George Carlin was great right up to the

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. — Denis Leary

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Vir Das: A stand-up comedian will never be the life

A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people. — Vir Das

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I love stand-up comedians. I really do.

I love stand-up comedians. I really do. — Jim Gaffigan

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Adam Sandler: I still like doing stand-up now, but it's

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone. — Adam Sandler

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Samm Levine: I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years,

I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years, if you can believe it. And I gave it up at age 22. — Samm Levine

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Chris Tucker: I really loved what I was doing being

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. — Chris Tucker

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Gary Gulman: I think of a lot of comedy being

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy. — Gary Gulman

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By David Steinberg: You don't need to be stable to be

You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian. — David Steinberg

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I personally have no interest in being a

I personally have no interest in being a star or a celebrity. I want my stand-up comedy and how I think as a comedian to be recognized and successful. — Jim Gaffigan

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Diane Neal: I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and

I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly. — Diane Neal

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Bob Newhart: One of the first things you ever learn

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear. — Bob Newhart

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Steven Michael Quezada: I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.

I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian. — Steven Michael Quezada

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Vir Das: I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.

I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night. — Vir Das

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Stephanie Miller: I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. — Stephanie Miller

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Patton Oswalt: Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself. — Patton Oswalt

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Kevin Pollak: I've loved the Internet space in terms of

I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian. — Kevin Pollak

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Kliph Nesteroff: Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first

Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first of the great comic emcees - and in many minds the first stand-up comedian. — Kliph Nesteroff

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Mark Billingham: I started performing as a stand-up comedian on

I started performing as a stand-up comedian on my own in the mid-1990s. — Mark Billingham

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Jenny Slate: It takes a while to realize that just

It takes a while to realize that just because you're a stand-up comedian and you do comedy, you're not going to be good at all comedy. — Jenny Slate

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Adam DeVine: I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian,

I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E. — Adam DeVine

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Marcus Brigstocke: I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. — Marcus Brigstocke

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Eddie Murphy: I started out as a stand-up comedian. And

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing. — Eddie Murphy

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Patrick Huard: I come from the stage. I started my

I come from the stage. I started my career as a stand-up comedian and then later on became an actor. — Patrick Huard

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Judd Apatow: If you make a bad movie about stand-up,

If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life. — Judd Apatow

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Felipe Esparza: I better start doing stand up comedy in

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes. — Felipe Esparza

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Steve Carell: I don't think of myself as funny -

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor ... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Camille Paglia: Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a

Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia

Stand Up Comedian Quotes By Kevin Nealon: I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. — Kevin Nealon