Spring Forward Funny Quotes
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Spring Forward Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'
— Steven Tyler
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in.
— Dave Beard
Self-respect leads to self-discipline.
— Clint Eastwood
Aunt Alice was known to have a tongue with the kick of a cattle prod when she was upset.
— Elizabeth M. Thompson
Every gift you give, will multiply a hundred-fold.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
It is the common wonder of all men, how, among so many million faces, there should be none alike.
— Thomas Browne
I don't encourage people to choose any sort of sexuality.
— Marilyn Manson
Maybe if I try hard enough, we'll fall into each other and become one single person and we can share our pain instead of carrying it by ourselves.
— Jessica Sorensen
Even the human heart is slightly left of centre.
— Northrop Frye
There are no maps to guide our most important searches; we must rely on hope, chance, intuition, and a willingness to be surprised.
— Gordon Livingston
I can't start writing until I have a closing line.
— Joseph Heller
Perish the infamous doctrine that man can have property in man. Let us resent with indignation every effort to put a chain upon our minds.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
All things should glorify God
— Sunday Adelaja