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Sport Funny Quotes By Earl Monroe: Sport is the only profession I know of

Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe

Sport Funny Quotes By Mickey Kaus: I'm fortunate to make any money as a

I'm fortunate to make any money as a blogger. — Mickey Kaus

Sport Funny Quotes By Edward Brooke: I want to be elected on my own

I want to be elected on my own ability. Only then do you have progress ... People should not use race as a basis for labelling me. — Edward Brooke

Sport Funny Quotes By J. Cole: Cause you a star - no, not the

Cause you a star - no, not the type that snort the white lines
I mean the type to light the night time — J. Cole

Sport Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man

The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. — Robert Pattinson

Sport Funny Quotes By Jeff Ross: I've actually tried to roast somebody that I

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. — Jeff Ross

Sport Funny Quotes By Maxim Gorky: Anger is like ice, and also quick to

Anger is like ice, and also quick to melt — Maxim Gorky

Sport Funny Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Dangerous events were transformed over the years into

Dangerous events were transformed over the years into humorous anecdotes; painful moments were modified into sweet tales of innocence. — Nicholas Sparks

Sport Funny Quotes By Brian Regan: Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

Sport Funny Quotes By Nicole Richie: I'm a Virgo and I'm really good at

I'm a Virgo and I'm really good at scheduling. And I really make it work. I get up 6.30 every day. — Nicole Richie

Sport Funny Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

Sport Funny Quotes By Margaret Fuller: Life is richly worth living, with its continual

Life is richly worth living, with its continual revelations of mighty woe, yet infinite hope; and I take it to my breast. — Margaret Fuller

Sport Funny Quotes By Lemony Snicket: It was amazing, she thought, how everything having

It was amazing, she thought, how everything having to do with Count Olaf was frightening. — Lemony Snicket

Sport Funny Quotes By John Cleese: When we hold a World Championship for a

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese

Sport Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: Even Nature is observed to have her playful

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport. — Henry David Thoreau

Sport Funny Quotes By Robert T. Kiyosaki: Each dollar in my asset column was a

Each dollar in my asset column was a great employee, working hard to make more employees and buy the boss a new Porsche. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Sport Funny Quotes By Daniel M. Gilbert: the feeling of control - whether real or

the feeling of control - whether real or illusory - is one of the wellsprings of mental health. — Daniel M. Gilbert

Sport Funny Quotes By Duffy Daugherty: Football is not a contact sport. Its a

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport — Duffy Daugherty