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Sport Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe

I'm fortunate to make any money as a blogger. — Mickey Kaus

I want to be elected on my own ability. Only then do you have progress ... People should not use race as a basis for labelling me. — Edward Brooke

Cause you a star - no, not the type that snort the white lines
I mean the type to light the night time — J. Cole

The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. — Robert Pattinson

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. — Jeff Ross

Anger is like ice, and also quick to melt — Maxim Gorky

Dangerous events were transformed over the years into humorous anecdotes; painful moments were modified into sweet tales of innocence. — Nicholas Sparks

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

I'm a Virgo and I'm really good at scheduling. And I really make it work. I get up 6.30 every day. — Nicole Richie

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

Life is richly worth living, with its continual revelations of mighty woe, yet infinite hope; and I take it to my breast. — Margaret Fuller

It was amazing, she thought, how everything having to do with Count Olaf was frightening. — Lemony Snicket

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. — John Cleese

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport. — Henry David Thoreau

Each dollar in my asset column was a great employee, working hard to make more employees and buy the boss a new Porsche. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

the feeling of control - whether real or illusory - is one of the wellsprings of mental health. — Daniel M. Gilbert

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport — Duffy Daugherty