Spit Quotes

Your whole vocabulary's played out, admit it.
Still wack if it came out my mouth and I spit it. — Redman

Being a gossip reporter just isn't a respectable job. It'll chew you up and spit you out. — Kim Cattrall

Men are far more likely to clean things with spit than women are. — Marc Schmatjen

Spit Fyre practised a recently acquired skill - he winked. — Angie Sage

Don't spit into heaven... Don't tell the gods your plans; they'll only laugh. — Joseph Monninger

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST. — Jenny Holzer

Gosh, all a kid has to do these days is spit straight and he gets forty-thousand dollars to sign. — Cy Young

Even money, which shines so much, spits sometimes. — Federico Garcia Lorca

It is forbidden to spit on cats in plague-time. — Albert Camus

I was originally like a punker, know what I mean, like the punks are today, I'd spit in a minute. — Etta James

Woe to those who spit on the beat generation, the wind will blow it back. — Bill Vaughan

You can go outside and spit and have the same effect as doubling carbon dioxide. — Reid Bryson

- How dare you, I repeat, In disregard of all decency, call me a goose?
- I spit on your head, Ivan Ivanovich! What are you screaming so for? — Nikolai Gogol

Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it's an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive. — Chloe Thurlow

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. — Diogenes

My glass is not only half-empty, I'm convinced someone spit in it. — Judy Nichols

I would just spit, burp, and call good riddance! Who needs ya? Who cares? — Jerry Spinelli

How strange to read of a place in a book, and then stand on it, listen to the birds sing, and spit on the cobbles if you want. — Barbara Kingsolver

The Spitting Cobra can spit its venom up to 6feet (1.8m) with perfect aim! — Keith Ownsby

The wolf howled under the leaves
And spit out the prettiest feathers
Of his meal of fowl:
Like him I consume myself. — Arthur Rimbaud

The Cottage Diner's homey lights glowed onto black asphalt which just sucked up the beams to spit out more shadows. — Katherine McIntyre

We don't need people who can spit back facts. We've got Google. — Roberta Michnick Golinkoff

You spit in this?"
"Yup."
Chris shrugged. "As long as you're honest. — R.L. Mathewson

Where I come from, people will spit at you if they think you support Enbridge. — Eden Robinson

You don't marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money. — Joan Rivers

We don't know," Gansey said, around his straw. "Why is the tea so good here?"
"I spit in it. Let me see this thing. — Maggie Stiefvater

When I first went to America in 1928, there were spittoons everywhere. I remember avoiding spit as it flew past me in Times Square. Very unattractive. — John Gielgud

Now, if someone wants to spit on me, I just roll up the window of my BMW 540i. — Henry Rollins

No jewel hold a candle to the cuckoo spit hung from the blade of grass at your ear. No chandelier see you better lit than here. — Carol Ann Duffy

You're not really mean." Eve hooked her thumbs in her front pockets. "Am, too. Mean as spit, and don't you forget it. — J.D. Robb

You can spit on a rose, but it's still a rose. — Marty Rubin

I stared you chew down your Swedish meatballs. I hope you could see how you chewed my heart then spit it out — Noor Iskandar

I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said: "Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you? — Terry Pratchett

Seize the moments you're given, otherwise the world will eat you up and spit you out. — A Meredith Walters

People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude. — Jason Bateman

I want to spit in the face of these badlands. — Bruce Springsteen

Of course the cat will growl and spit at the operator and bite him if she can. But the real question is whether he is a vet or a vivisector. — C.S. Lewis

I spit
honey out of my mouth:
nothing is second-best
after the sweet of Eros. — Hilda Doolittle

In the depths of hell roasting on a spit if it meant getting to be close to you. — Nicole Williams

I had no more need of God than He had of me, and if there were one, I often said to myself, I would meet Him calmly and spit in His face. — Henry Miller

He was mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes! — Waylon Jennings

Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure. — Salvador Dali

The Vice Presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit. — John Nance Garner

Don't react. Stay still. Look down. Blink. Produce spit. Breathe. Swallow. Fucking breathe. — C.D. Reiss

Graphic design is the spit and polish but not the shoe. — Ellen Lupton

Orthodoxy is a fixed habit of mind. The average man and woman hug their orthodoxies and spit their venom on those that outrage them. — Gertrude Atherton

Really? well, thank you. I was under the impression you wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire — Abbi Glines

[Would] a sensible man spit out the juicy morsel that good fortune put in his mouth? — Chinua Achebe

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. — Holly Black

If only a man could spit his past out so easily. — Aravind Adiga

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

I know you shouldn't spit in your own soup but I think most crime writing is like TV and doesn't make enormous demands on one's intellect. — Donna Leon

Never spit in front of women and children, and never insult the great state of Texas. — Henry Garza

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit. — Laura Schlessinger

I'll throw ya gang-sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand. — Immortal Technique

Of course. I loved it so much it made me want to spit on you!! — Jun Mochizuki

That's how we women deal with stuff. We spit it all out, kind of like a hairball, and then we clean up the mess and move on. — Lucy Arlington

A rib ... loaves and fish ... some spit ... God can do a lot with a little. — Mark Hart

We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost, and scratch and spit, and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff. — Tracy Byrd

You weak-willed, jealous sack of vampire spit. — Kim Harrison

Go on down to the local palm reader,
she'll spit out exactly what you feed her
because honey, you already knew
your husband was a cheater. — Casey Renee Kiser

Oh, Mr. Take-My-Cock-Not-His." I spit out my coffee and watch a smirk spread across her face. "I must admit it was kind of hot. — River Savage

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist. — Iggy Pop

When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit. — George Carlin

I just tell you what I feel. I go out there, you put a quarter on my tongue, twist my ear and I'll spit out some hit for you. — Al Jourgensen

Take care not to spit against the wind! — Friedrich Nietzsche

A bad past is like gristle. You can chew on it forever and starve yourself to death, or you can spit it out and see what else is on the table. — Lisa Wingate

C'mon on down to the Whiff and Spit; snuff it up and cough it out, Lewis chanted, giving it a catchy rhythem. — L.J.Smith

Fuck me," said Roger. He spit a mouthful of stomach acid into the hall and looked at the bodies. "Look at the old man, going all Bruce Willis on us. — Peter Clines

Why is the tea so good here?"

"I spit in it. — Maggie Stiefvater

Very good orators, when they are out, they will spit; and for lovers, lacking
God warn us!
matter, the cleanliest shift is to kiss. — William Shakespeare

He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face. — David Sedaris

Support what is good and spit out what is bad. Get off of your knees and reject the role of slave to the culture of violence. — Bryant McGill

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede. — Erma Bombeck

(The kiss) was soft and sensual, not the kind of spit-swap one would expect at a drunken frat party. — Adam W. Jones

Bouncing will make the baby spit up with joy, said Robert. — Cassandra Clare

Reading Dostoyevsky is like sitting in the front row of a theater, where the actors' spit lands on your face. — Charles Baxter

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain.
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain. — Daniel Dumile

I would shake the world until its teeth rattled if that was required to have it spit out an answer. — Mark Lawrence

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape. — Jacqueline Patricks

Stop, look, listen. I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens. — The Notorious B.I.G.

So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! — Brian Regan

The look on your face is priceless. You can't decide if you want to go 'oh poor baby' or spit on my shadow."
"Sounds about right," Ash admitted. — Jesse Hajicek

write a poem and spit fire. — Gwen Calvo

Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter. — Bertolt Brecht

I didn't care about Suzao - in fact, I was planning to spit on his funeral pyre just to hear it sizzle - but — Veronica Roth

There is no spitting on the way we're on.
Rain itself turns to spit on those who mock and casually show disrespect to saints. — Jalaluddin Rumi

As for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink. — Dorothy Parker

Life is full of censorship. I cant spit in your eye. — Katharine Hepburn

If girls could spit venom, it'd be through their eyes. — S.D. Lawendowski

For every hundred words I write (which might take about 10 minutes to spit out), I spend about 30 to 60 minutes of editing and rewriting. — Jeff Goins

Spit fire from my hammer like I wasn't God's child ... — Eric Murray

Sorry if i spit on ya'll ... I kinda have a problem with doing that. — Joel Madden

I have learned to hate all traitors, and there is no disease that I spit on more than treachery. — Aeschylus

I see there's more cooking out here than the pheasant." Valten leaned over to turn the roasting birds on the spit and mumbled, "Not anymore. — Melanie Dickerson

If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art. — Pablo Picasso

If someone in the crowd spits at you, you have just got to swallow it. — Gary Lineker

Playing an instrument is its own reward.
Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment. — Peter James West

Here is to the men we've had. Some were good, some were bad. Some will run, some will follow. But it is up to us if we spit or swallow — Hilary Storm

Be quiet! Anyone can spit in my face, and call me a criminal and a prostitute. But no one has the right to judge my remorse. — Jean-Paul Sartre