Sperm Quotes: top 55 famous quotes about Sperm

Sperm Quotes & Sayings

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When coming to making kids: Size doesn't count, it's sperm count that counts. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise) — Jennifer Crusie

He had fallen for Cal like a sperm-whale failing to clear the Grand Canyon on a bicycle. — Jodi Taylor

You're just the sperm donor, Norm," he says, heading for the door. "That's all you were ever good for. Fucking sperm. — Jonathan Tropper

Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM! — Kazuo Koike

Gabi to Marcus I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest! — Cherise Sinclair

I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense. — Herman Melville

In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot. — Douglas Adams

I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm — Shelly Laurenston

Did you just seriously ask me if the Northern Lights mutated my sperm? — Eve Langlais

Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father. — Sarah Jessica Parker

People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us. — Michelle Rodriguez

I may make you feel but I can't make you think ... your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink ... — Jethro Tull

Is that how you stay so fresh and young, drinking the sperm of teenage males? — Edmund White

Stupid werewolf ninja sperm. — Molly Harper

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. — Mitt Romney

Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars! — Susan Block

If you wanted kids, I hope you have some sperm in a bank someplace, because all your little soldiers have two heads now. Miller — James S.A. Corey

Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. — Rowena Cherry

Until it only gets weirder when Gus walks in the room and says, The sperm donor returns. How goes it, maestro? How was the journey from bean town? — Kim Holden

But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm? — Daria Snadowsky

Guys are all sperm-guns. — David Mitchell

The air smelled of salt and frying fish, of hot tar and honey, of incense and oil and sperm. — George R R Martin

Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... what abortion is to sperm. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett — Rowena Cherry

The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live. — Michael Bassey Johnson

When the moon gets bored, it kills whales. Blue whales and fin whales and humpback, sperm, and orca whales: centrifugal forces don't discriminate. — Marina Keegan

Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm. — Bauvard

That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? — Nicki Elson

He made a few deposits in a sperm bank. — Suzanne Brockmann

You should always look on human life as short and cheap. Yesterday sperm: tomorrow a mummy or ashes. — Marcus Aurelius

It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm". — Linda Howard

I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner. — John Kennedy Toole

See? I harvested your seed; I burnt your sperm. Now you can't help yourself. You're mine. — Jaxy Mono

Love dries up, I thought
as I walked back to the
bathroom, even faster
than sperm. — Charles Bukowski

Mysticism was merely virility in a state of liquidation; sperm that had gone bad. — Pitigrilli

If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!! — Saurabh Sharma

my skin listening

still no accompanist:

I can't kiss me!

and the sperm's tempo
always insisting — Andrew Demcak

I didn't break up with you because of your sperm. — Cynthia Hand

Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears! — Jean Genet

I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense. — Herman Melville

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm. — Jessica Clare

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That's hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic. — Jessica Park

I think it is always appropriate to end a conversation about sperm with a sweaty handshake. — Andrew Smith

By now it's got as much in common with its origins as a humpback whale would have with the sperm cells from a therapsid lizard. Still, — Peter Watts

But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a guy, and guys are all sperm-guns. — David Mitchell

To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was a singular moment. — Katherine A. Briccetti

Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. — Emile M. Cioran

Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make, — Colleen Hoover

If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

Pott's, to whom I handed the work for translation, giving him a box of sperm candles — Herman Melville

Homo sapiens exhibits traits consistent with a long history of polygyny or monogamy, and a relative absence of sperm competition. — Alan F. Dixson