Southern Humor Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Southern Humor

Southern Humor Quotes & Sayings

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I will never apologize for my Southern accent...it just may be my greatest asset. — Lola Faye Arnold

Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. — Daniel Woodrell

Sometimes the only thing keeping you from happiness is yourself. — Chie Aleman

Freeing oneself from words is liberation. — Bodhidharma

What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent ... Apparently he also has a pet cougar. — Stacy Mantle

I'll have you know Southern isn't a synonym for stupid. — Janice Lane Palko

I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'. — Celia Rivenbark

The Kerguelen Islands in the southern Indian Ocean are a six-day boat ride from Madagascar, and their only inhabitants are French scientists. — Cary McNeal

Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days. — Flannery O'Connor

Oh that's right, you never lie unless your mouth is open and words are coming out of it — Joshilyn Jackson

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from — Michael O'Donoghue

What's causin' all this? — Ric Flair

The children start school now in August. They say it has to do with air-conditioning, but I know sadism when I see it. — Rick Bragg

Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me. — Flannery O'Connor

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. — Scott B. Pruden

I'm a Kansan by residence, a Missourian by employment, a Louisianan by birth, Southern by the grace of God, and a Tybee Islander at heart. — Dick Peterson

What is happening within Christianity is that it doesn't know it needs to promote itself. — Stephen Baldwin

...Southern women are impossible to live with because they will never find a man who treats them like their daddy did. — Maryln Schwartz

I reckon Southern writers are a lot like biscuit makers...more than one can give ya a good feed. — Lola Faye Arnold

The devil can quote scripture. — Stephen King

Southern hospitality and Amish cooking - Ya'll Come Back, Danki. — Karen Harper

This is a Southern gift, isn't it - tremendous self-regard diluted with humor and modesty. That's what they mean by Southern charm, right? — Michael Cunningham

I continue to see a healthy PC market, very healthy. The machines will continue to morph; you'll see smaller machines that have more capability. — Jim Allchin

Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out. — Paula H. Deen

It is much easier to imagine ourselves in the place of God the Creator than in the place of Christ crucified. — Simone Weil

It felt like I had a thousand packs of Strawberry Pop Rocks simultaneously detonating in my chest, and I dilated at least eight centimeters! — Piper Faust

In Los Angeles, you feel like everything revolves around the movies. In Paris, you still have other things to do. — Clemence Poesy

A SASSY SOUTHERN FEMALE CAN WRITE A LOVE STORY AS WELL AS A MALE...IF Y'ALL GET MY DRIFT. — Lola Faye Arnold

Southern Mamas are known for being subtle, like a freight train. — Shellie Rushing Tomlinson

That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint. — Maryln Schwartz